So how many bass players do you need to drag a drummer around? 1 in a pizza hut delivery car.

how do you get a drummer to stop playing?

put a chart in front of him

Hey, hey now.

remember we carry sticks tht can be used as weapons.;)

What do you do when a kid can't play a brass or woodwind instrument?

Give him 2 sticks and make him a drummer!

(and then my students would take it a step futher)......
"What do you do when he can't get both sticks to work at the same time"?

"Take 1 away and make him the band director"!:D

Ok, those were pretty good.:D

What do call a trumbone player going to a gig?

An optimist.

How do get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Hand him a chart.

How do get a guitar player to leave the room?

Hand him a chart with notes on it.

What's the difference between a jazz player and a rock player?

The rock player plays three chords for a thousand people and a jazz player plays a thousand chords for three people.

Why does a drummer play drums?

So he can hang out with musicians.

rim shot, cymbal splash.......

Love it! :D


KT

Here's a couple of shots from my past:


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1237430438.jpg
High school around '84. :eek:


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1237430512.jpg
Maybe 7 years ago...


KT

Embouchure (and mouthpiece selection)is MUCH BETTER in that 2nd shot, although it is a b!tch balancing with a plunger! Glad you're playing again!!! (that left hand thumb is just BEGGING for an F-attachment)!

HAVE FUN!SmileWavy

Enjoy Trekkor, I’m a big fan of Jazz!
I’ve seen some great ones outdoors in Santa Monica before.

I really wished I had a musical bone in my body that could play an instrument, but I don’t :(

That first pic almost looks like I was taking a breath.


KT

Excellent! Playing music keeps you young!