"5:18: Press Return" WTF does that mean?
 

So a chick I'm trying to date (online) asked me if I recognize this reference:

"5:18: Press Return"

I googled it and don't know what she means. Any ideas?

Yes, shes kind of hot, and no I have no pics for you :p

Sorry, Martin.

No pics, no help.

Best,
Tom

I think it means, "I'm hot but also mostly crazy. If you don't know what that means, that's great because I just made it up and will continue to drive you mad while you're trying to get into my pants. By the time I give it to you, your brain will be mush."

You sure it wasm't "10:18 Press Return Long Since Forgotten" lyrics?

Just stop running your mouth to me because
I'm not gonna be convinced to believe you.
Please just stop this now because I know how this always ends.
Sleepless nights and blinking lights.
Phone calls that never go through.
Words that linger on my throat I'll never say
because I know you'll never hear them anyway

Maybe she used 5:18 so you wouldn't find it by google? I'd text her back and say "Sure you don't mean 10:18?"

I'm with Steve. It means:

"I have an incredibly random and arbitrary system by which to evaluate men suitable for dating. It has no relevance to whether or not a man might be suitable for me or not. Oh yeah, and I'm crazy."

Is she religious? Lots of 5:18 passages in the bible.

Gogar would know crazy... I'd listen to him..
On the other hand,, we really can't evaluate without pics

Yeah, I found that too. That's even crazier than if it didn't mean anything. Hahaha

I wondered about that, but then where does the "Press Return" part come in?

Fixed it for you.

But you'd pay a very high price....

Its kind of a text message language

5:18

then press return (enter)

How many of you learned to type on a typewriter rather than a computer keyboard?

the first up on googly moogly is:

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=ephesians+5:18

Fixed it further for you.

She'll put you through this crap for the rest of your life!!!!!!

try urbandictionary.com?

Really?

why that passage, because it's the first hit? There are TONS of 5:18's in the bible.

Tried that for him. No good

Ok..since the OP might be younger than all us graybeards, I consulted the twin 18 y.o.'s to see if they had an idea. I explained the set up and got a blank stares. Then I went thru the suggestions on this thread (my lyrics, somebody else's religious angle). Still perplexed twins. Before I could suggest that woman was just a psycho, they emphatically said in unison "Sounds like someone playing mind foch games....don't even think about messibg around with this beyotch."

So, there ya go.:D

Run away. If you have to think this much before dating what do you think will happen when you are dating. Only when your dating she will be angry you don't know and make you miserable.

they are ALL crazy.

some show you sooner than others.

Wait, she poses a brainteaser to him, and now she's a life-sucking mind-f---er?

Seems a bit harsh.