Sham Wow Slap Chop Vince makes headlines
 

That's gotta hurt.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

I saw this last night... Too funny!

We can't do this all day...

It's my understanding the prostitute was German...you know those German's make good stuff.

Billy Mays would've done her anyway.

Sham-OWW! :eek:

don't drop the sham wow in the shower.

Wow, he's really done-up to look like a twenty-something in his ads, and looks more his age in his arrest photo.

What I don't understand is why someone, "celebrity" or not, has to pay for it in South Beach? There's more chicks in South Beach this time of year (South American/European models) than there are fleas on a dog... :confused:

Yeah, no kidding. He looks 1/2 his age in the ads.

ShamPOW!

Those German girls can be rather feisty in bed, so this is not surprising. Had one do much the same thing a while back but we worked it out in less violent ways. She learned that it was not really the thing to do after a bit...

Hope it shuts him up for a while!

Between him and Billy Mays have found the "mute" button on the remote to be a very useful tool.

I can understand why he would need to pay $1000 for a hooker, he ain't no prize to bring home to introduce to mom and dad.

At least the hooker is pretty hot. A lot of celebs who end up like this are probably more embarrassed by the mugshot of the hooker, showing their horrible taste, than anything else.

I don't get it. He paid her, right? What's with the biting?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham5.html

5'6" and 150lbs!? She's thick

She realized it was her "15-minute ticket". Her "Divine Brown" moment, if you will. And it worked for her, i mean. . . Her picture is on TSG, right?

I wonder how many times he is going to hear "You're gonna love my nuts"?

Apparently he got tired of boring tuna.









Tim

You don't kiss a prostitute, right? And she was as drunk as he was.

From the article, "Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."


The story doesn't add up. How can you trade punches while someone has your tongue between their teeth? That would make it horribly worse!