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Dept store Quartermaster
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Anyone we know?
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Location: Cambridge, MA
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04-12-2009, 07:04 PM
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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douchenozzle!
I'd laugh at that card. What a colossal wanker.
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04-12-2009, 07:19 PM
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Monkey with a mouse
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Location: SoCal
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That cracked me up!
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04-12-2009, 07:31 PM
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Dept store Quartermaster
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Location: I'm right here Tati
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That's the kicker, 5 years ago I would have no doubt that it was a fake/act but now I have a actually met douchebags in sales nearing this guy.....so now I'm not so sure.
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04-12-2009, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
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Wow. It took him 25 years to design that business card.
"It won't fit in a Rolodex, because it doesn't belong in a Rolodex." I know where it belongs. Oh yeah, and WTH is a "Rolodex"?
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04-12-2009, 08:01 PM
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I love the "pop up" part of the card. Surprised he does not have a memory chip in the card that plays a jingle.
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04-12-2009, 08:09 PM
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Detached Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: southern California
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Douchebag, and the sad part is that he may well be "successful". He actually takes himself seriously.
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04-12-2009, 08:33 PM
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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Jackie O?
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04-12-2009, 10:18 PM
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You can tell after about five seconds that this guy MUST be in sales... Probably real estate sales.
Wow.
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04-12-2009, 10:24 PM
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Slackerous Maximus
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Location: Columbus, OH
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I wonder what part of the OC he's from?
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04-12-2009, 10:44 PM
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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Not as good as Barneys resume,
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04-13-2009, 05:03 AM
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had flashbacks of this for a minute:
"You cant close shtt becuae you are shtt' "F-you is my name!"
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$35 and a six pack to my name..... '88 Diamond Blue Carrera CE 3.4-SOLD
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04-13-2009, 05:08 AM
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Feelin' Solexy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: WA
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Impossible Is Nothing! - video powered by Metacafe
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Grant In the stable: 1938 Buick Special model 41, 1963 Solex 2200, 1973 Vespa Primavera 125, 1974 Vespa Rally 200, 1986 VW Vanagon Syncro Westfalia, 1989 VW Doka Tristar, 2011 Pursuit 315 OS, 2022 Tesla Y Gone but not forgotten: 1973 VW Beetle, 1989 Porsche 944, 2008 R56 Mini Cooper S Last edited by Tishabet; 04-13-2009 at 06:00 AM.. |
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04-13-2009, 05:58 AM
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The guy in the first vid makes some valid points. OTT, for sure, but most cards ARE crap. I should scan some of mine in. Oh, they will fit in a Rolodex, but I had someone tell me to make the cards just bigger than standard. I found out that costs a lot more money unless you print them yourself. But that's what the video guy is saying, stand out.
I have about 50 cards at any given time. I'd like a Rolodex. I keep the car related stuff in one pile and the others separate. I go through them occasionally culling and reminding myself. I'm pretty sure I am not the only one to do that. |
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04-13-2009, 08:29 AM
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A lot of cards are crap, but his is even worse crap. Arrogant full-of-himself douchebag. I wouldn't hire him to sell a toaster of mine and I certainly wouldn't ever buy anything from him. These arrogant, full-of-themselves dickwads are the ones that look to "make the sale" today with no thought whatsoever about what I value MOST in business, and that's repeat business/customers and long-term established relationships. Those come from building trust and being amicable/professional, not being a pushy, self-righteous jackass.
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04-13-2009, 10:43 AM
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04-13-2009, 11:06 AM
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So thats where "coffee is for closers" came from.
always be closing f'k tard sales people. lame. |
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04-13-2009, 11:22 AM
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It is true that these types of douche bags are generally successful...the methods do work but the downside is you become a complete twat in exchange for it.
From the douche sporting a pencil thin mustache hawking windows on tv to the twatastic hump in $4k alligator shoes on the real estate billboard, they all have "success"......but would you trade lives with them?
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04-13-2009, 11:45 AM
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Hell no. Given the choice, i would rather be comfortable then a rich twatbag. LOL |
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04-13-2009, 11:59 AM
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