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Moses 04-23-2009 07:03 PM

If I get to choose how I die...
 
... I'll pick trans fatty acids.

(Tonight's dinner)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240542181.jpg

pwd72s 04-23-2009 07:05 PM

Please! Do NOT show food like that to a guy trying to stay on a diabetic low carb diet! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...ys/bawling.gif

(edit) Seriously...I've considered suicide by blackberry pie!

jtfreels 04-23-2009 07:07 PM

Moses

That is health food in my neighborhood.

Jay

Noah930 04-23-2009 07:11 PM

What happened to the "while in bed with Jessica Alba" fantasy? Or is this sandwich just part of the coronary artery disease precursor?

porsche4life 04-23-2009 07:11 PM

I pick doin the dirty or in a high speed fiery crash in a track in my Porsche.

Hugh R 04-23-2009 07:12 PM

I see all three basic food groups there, what's the problem?

dtw 04-23-2009 07:12 PM

What's with the health food, Moses? You on a diet?

Porsche-O-Phile 04-23-2009 07:21 PM

I want to get hit by a hearse just for the sheer irony of it.

Hugh R 04-23-2009 07:57 PM

P-O-P you made me laugh.

the 04-23-2009 08:00 PM

A tragic paragliding mishap with a naked supermodel strapped to my back.

JavaBrewer 04-23-2009 08:35 PM

Ok I'll be the boring one here with "in the company of my son and daughter, hopefully wife, and a handful of grand kids"... and a full stomach of spaghetti :)

WolfeMacleod 04-23-2009 08:40 PM

In my wife's arms.

vash 04-23-2009 08:40 PM

crapppppp! i just ate homemade pickled beets...with microwaved esparagus with citrus dressing. and this is just practice for my wife's new weekly holiday..."meatless Mondays!" *****k!

if i choose my death..i am wussing out and going with the heartattack during a wet dream, or dying on the operating table, during a wet dream. either way, someone's gots some explaining to do.

vash 04-23-2009 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfeMacleod (Post 4625122)
In my wife's arms.


way too much pressure for the wife, dont you think?

WolfeMacleod 04-23-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 4625126)
way too much pressure for the wife, dont you think?

Bell Bottom Blues.

We're going through divorce. I'm the idiot that filed, even though I don't want it, and never did.
Final on the 11th. :(

I'd want to be there for her when her times comes.

trekkor 04-23-2009 09:16 PM

What is that a cole slaw sandwich?


KT

livi 04-23-2009 09:50 PM

Looks more healthy than 90% of what I eat. That won´t kill you in a hundred years.

HHI944 04-23-2009 10:44 PM

That looks like an awesome snack!

m21sniper 04-23-2009 11:30 PM

http://media.gothscene.com/photo.php?s=t&i=3316312
This young lady would do. Just met her tonight.

Death by babe is definitely how i want to go.

Definitely.

Porsche-O-Phile 04-24-2009 03:00 AM

Death by snu-snu!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240570781.jpg

Laneco 04-24-2009 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfeMacleod (Post 4625133)
Bell Bottom Blues.

We're going through divorce. I'm the idiot that filed, even though I don't want it, and never did.
Final on the 11th. :(

I'd want to be there for her when her times comes.

It isn't over until it's over and from what you've said here, baby, it's definately NOT over.... Letting the 11th roll up on you is thinking with your head. Quit thinking with your head and start thinking with your heart.

Life is way too short to spend the rest of it regretting a decision that you already know is wrong for you. :(

angela

Moses 04-24-2009 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trekkor (Post 4625176)
What is that a cole slaw sandwich?


KT

Pulled Pork with cole slaw dressing on a buttered, toasted sweet french roll.

legion 04-24-2009 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 4624972)
What happened to the "while in bed with Jessica Alba" fantasy? Or is this sandwich just part of the coronary artery disease precursor?

I think an Alyson Hannigan/Eliza Dushku sandwich would be a fine way to go...

Moses 04-24-2009 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 4624972)
What happened to the "while in bed with Jessica Alba" fantasy? Or is this sandwich just part of the coronary artery disease precursor?

I'd have to live at least a few days after Jessica. I'd need time to tell everyone I know (and probably a few strangers!).

Embraer 04-24-2009 07:23 AM

...burning up on re-entry

myamoto1 04-24-2009 07:55 AM

I want to go out in my sleep, peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming and shouting like his passengers.

tangerine911S 04-24-2009 08:43 AM

Haha. (wait is it ok to laugh at that?)

flatbutt 04-24-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the (Post 4625063)
A tragic paragliding mishap with me strapped to the back of a naked supermodel .

fixed:D

WolfeMacleod 04-25-2009 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 4625344)
It isn't over until it's over and from what you've said here, baby, it's definately NOT over.... Letting the 11th roll up on you is thinking with your head. Quit thinking with your head and start thinking with your heart.

Life is way too short to spend the rest of it regretting a decision that you already know is wrong for you. :(

angela

Angela, I have been thinking with my heart and I know it's quite wrong, but there's nothing I can do about it. There isn't anything in the world I wouldn't do to change it. Including getting rid of the P-cars. Once the die was cast there was no going back. It's over for the wife now. She wants it, despite earlier promises of being able to turn back. :(
I'd lay my life down for her in a heartbeat.

slodave 04-25-2009 12:14 AM

In an avalanche, on a pair of skis...

Rick V 04-25-2009 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myamoto1 (Post 4625595)
I want to go out in my sleep, peacefully

Yup, no fanfare, nothing fancy, Just leave. Nothing note worthy, nothing that would make the papers, nothing to remember. Just go.

Laneco 04-25-2009 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfeMacleod (Post 4627059)
Angela, I have been thinking with my heart and I know it's quite wrong, but there's nothing I can do about it. There isn't anything in the world I wouldn't do to change it. Including getting rid of the P-cars. Once the die was cast there was no going back. It's over for the wife now. She wants it, despite earlier promises of being able to turn back. :(
I'd lay my life down for her in a heartbeat.

Damn... In that case, I hope your heart heals and you have another chance for that kind of love. Best wishes Pelican-Brother.

angela

tabs 04-25-2009 03:04 PM

Surfing the Mega Wave during a once in 50 year storm down in OZ land....Death on a stick mate...

tabs 04-25-2009 03:05 PM

Or maybe falling out of a coconut tree in Tahiti...

Gogar 04-25-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4625432)
Pulled Pork with cole slaw dressing on a buttered, toasted sweet french roll.

That sounds great. I'll see your bet and raise you some french fries, a-la "Primanti Brothers" in Pittsburgh.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240700858.jpg

tabs 04-25-2009 03:12 PM

Well Gogar at least by eating one of those things you get to go quick, might be better then getting on stage every night and protracting the thing.. huh?

artplumber 04-25-2009 09:50 PM

This
Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4624957)

is not too bad for trans (may depend on volume of sauce on the meat).

Step up to the real stuff....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240724929.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240724944.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240724959.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1240724977.jpg

JE928sx4 04-25-2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4625246)
http://media.gothscene.com/photo.php?s=t&i=3316312
This young lady would do. Just met her tonight.

Death by babe is definitely how i want to go.

Definitely.

And you're harping on Miss Australia? Nice tats......where are the tits?So you like the Goth look?

m21sniper 04-25-2009 11:10 PM

Sometimes. I like her. Lots.

I like SOME chicks with tats. On her, i definitely like them. I also like small perky boobies. They stand the test of time FAR better than big ones, which become something approaching disgusting at age 40 on most women.

At any rate, IMO, she's really hot.

Opinions vary, but at least she eats.

So are you planning on flaming the hell out of this thread too? One freefire zone isn't enough? Are you actually just having fun to pass the time with some mindless ribbing like i am, or is this actually some mean spirited attempt to be an ass?

Are you drunk? Or just 5?

Shrug.

JE928sx4 04-25-2009 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4628572)
Sometimes. I like her. Lots.

I like SOME chicks with tats. On her, i definitely like them. I also like small perky boobies. They stand the test of time FAR better than big ones, which become something approaching disgusting at age 40 on most women.

At any rate, IMO, she's really hot.

Opinions vary, but at least she eats.

So are you planning on flaming the hell out of this thread too? One freefire zone isn't enough? Are you actually just having fun to pass the time with some mindless ribbing like i am, or is this actually some mean spirited attempt to be an ass?

Are you drunk? Or just 5?

Shrug.

Hey. Whatever floats your boat.

Nah....no flaming here.....just surpised to Ms. Goth here when considering the other thread. Having fun to pass time. Was out on the Potomac today and baked myself in the sun. Took what turned out to be a long nap tonight and now can't sleep. I think I'll start drinking next. :p


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