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Barbie
One day a father gets off work and on his way home suddenly remembers that tomorrow is his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'What?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. 
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04-25-2009, 05:42 AM
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Maxine, a 93 year old woman is despondent over her husbands recent death.
She decides to kill herself to join him in the after-life. She digs out his old Army pistol. Since her heart is broken she decides that she will shoot herself there (heart). Not wanting to miss, she calls a doctor to ask the 'exact' location. "On a woman," he replies, "your heart is just below your left breast." Maxine was later admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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04-25-2009, 09:02 AM
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amazing life story behind the women that invented barbie, Ruth Handler. Absolutely amazing.
She lost everything due to a stock issue (60's Martha Stewart story), then got cancer, invented a proper false breast and bra for women with breast removals (prosthetic breast), became rich all over again. Good story about the mindset of a millionaire. LINK to Story |
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04-25-2009, 12:48 PM
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Mother: What do you want for your birthday
Little girl: I want a GI Joe and a Barbie! Mother: But Barbie comes with Ken Little girl: No, she fakes it with Ken; she really comes with GI Joe!
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One of the great commercials in TV history. Hahaa
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1973 Porsche 914 1.7 very modifed
1974 w/89 Look Porsche 911 Cabriolet 2.7 L Rebuil
993 TT
