...to dream, the impossible dream...

Could this entire thread be a thinly disguised cry for help from our sniper?

Confused about his gender.

Considering life as a tranny...

It all fits somehow.

And I mean this in a nice way. A kind and caring way.

Sniper,
Bang her. Who cares what she does for a living. I know a few girls who were junkie call girls in their 20's.
Now they are married, respectable, everything. Career women now. I do work for one that is now in her 40's.
Who cares? I got a few of them before and after their time in "the biz".

Wear a jacket and have some fun, crazy girls are cool.
Nobody lies on their death bed and says "Boy, at least I didn't screw that chick in the porn industry".

If you haven't botched it already, get some.
Have a little fun brother.

As always,
your friend,
Lance

OK guys...lighten up on Snipe. I've seen other pics of him and he's a pretty rangy, yes, even edgy, guy. He's got a look that iI would guess is attractive to under 35 unconventional women...the kind of hot women who wouldn't give us old farts a first look much less a second look. Sorta Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise bad boy persomna if I hadda guess. I personally wouldn't wanna tangle with him. He's a bit younger than most of us geezers and his political views are just to the left of Attilla the Hun at times but I enjoy messin' with him and sparring with him.

As far as the lesbian in the red dress, I've seen the private pics and she's a pretty hot number...much more attractive in the face and bod than the pic published here. The kind of psycho I enjoyed 20 and 30 years ago....not someone to take home to Mom but damn Dad would have sure been proud.:D

Snipe, I know you don't need my help and didn't ask for it. Don't let us ol' geezers get to ya. Keep havin' fun, but make sure you put a helmet on that soldier before you send him into battle.;)

Finally lets give snipe some credit...If he was totally full of schit he would be bragging about banging her like a screen door. Instead he's backing down because she's too crazy for even him.

Most of the guys that saw her pic agreed she is hot, have you read the comments in this thread?

Did ya see the size 6 Schwing?

Chicks are subjective, but even if she's not your type, one must admit she is at the bare minimum pretty. Yapping on about how she's not hot enough for you when the closest you'll ever get to banging a blonde lesbian of her dimensions and age is at your computer monitor just aint cool man. If you could actully do better, it would be one thing, but seriously....

It just aint cool. This is why it was PM only. Because some people cannot be civilized when discussing a piece of fine young trim.

Shame on you ND, shame on you. ;)

And hey, opinions vary. A lot of us DO think she's hot.

Seriously, the haters here are coming off as extremely bitter.

Thank you for your kind defense brother Pelican.

While not neccesary, it really is much appreciated, next time i will post no pictures at all, and then the rude ones here will have nothing to whine about, no chance to hate at all. As if any of them could do any better. :)

Not even close...

PS: Thanks Lance.

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*** Cara aka Rock Queen*** says:
You are GORGEOUS!!!

Min P says:
Apr 19, 2009 7:21 pm
wow

Tina says:
Apr 13, 2009 11:51 pm
at your feet is right

Dee says:
Mar 14, 2009 8:52 am
At your feet

Dee says:
Mar 13, 2009 7:34 pm
ooww oowww

Brenda L says:
Feb 25, 2009 2:49 pm
HI THERE CUTIE....

Krystal F says:
Jan 31, 2009 9:41 am
Thats hott
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Clearly....maybe some day i can be a real man like you Aurel... ;)

Hate away boys, in your own little bitter late middle aged worlds. Hair graying, if you have any left at all, bellies hanging over your belts, hang nails, hairy ear lobes, corns, boils, skin spots, i am sure it must just suck. I will find out myself in due time...but not yet. :)

Oh yeah, im almost 40 i that picture. Yes...40. Keep on hating. I'm loving every second of it, you jealous little girls. :)

When's the last time any of you old geezers had 2 women openly state they would worship at your feet?
Hahahahhaaa.

This thread is full of fail IMO

The chick pictured in the red... seems scarily reminiscent of a girl who lives a few blocks away that I have been chasing for a few years. I don't know what her deal is (not a lesbo) but we don't cross paths much as I haven't had a chance to 'get to know her'... ahem.

But when you posted that pic.. wow.. spitting image of her. really man. I think my girl is a bit shorter and that is what set them apart. Otherwise... twins.

So that got me thinking about this girl down the street a bit. I may have to reopen my investigation in her.


AND! Totally another coincidence to this thread- tonight I was in a lecture and this girl walked in who is, honestly, only mildly attractive, but gives off a vibe that makes me think she'd be fun. The big problem is I am pretty, fairly, almost positively sure she is playing for the other team. For example, I have seen her hugging around this other broad a few times. But, we made some small talk and she seemed really interested in me, and turns out she knew my name even though I am 100% sure I have never told her it before (.....). So she's either into me or has just stalked me before. That or I might have taught a class that she was in once... can't remember. Oh well.. she is not nearly as good looking as girl A.


Girl A... who I am going to go and think about pursuing once again. Who is also friends with girl C who is smoking hot but never talks.



Goddamnit sniper you've got me thinking now.


I'm going to go try my hardest and produce some results to start my own crazy PPOT thread with....


cheers with your endeavours, snipe.

Hey man, go for it. Ignore the haters, they are just whining because they'll never again feel the touch of a fine (or any) young woman. (unless they pay for it) :)

Geez, snipe...you're over 40? That's amazing. I thought you were like 33.....,

Thanks for the compliment bro.

Snipe, don't mistake the unimpressed for haters. You're a good man and you're having fun. Your taste ain't my taste, but there's nothing wrong with that. Worst case - we married guys get to relive our bachelor days vicariously through you. I have a LOT of great stories from the days before I became exclusive with the woman who became my wife. I just can't post them here. You probably wouldn't have found them all to be hot. But you would have loved the stories.

Putting chin in folded hands, "Another story uncle Rick, another story!" :D

And thanks Rick. Perhaps you are right, when artillery is falling on your own head it seems to be closer than it really is. ;)

However, a few of the posters here definitely dipped into the hating pool. The bitter old man hating pool.

Snipe, you're over 40? When was the above photo taken, showin the 'guns?


That's impressive. No wonder you've got them crawling at the door, you dawg!

I'm well over a decade down on you and have fallen much behind in the fitness department, it seems...

I'm going to be 40 in a few months.

The one with the guns is about a year old. 5+ months of no working out from getting ran over has cost me some muscle and tone, but i'll get it back after the docs clear me to work out again, or die trying. I personally think i look like crap in that pic.

The one with one eye covered by my hair is the last time i got a hair cut. About 2 1/2 years ago.
This is the after pic from that day, my last short haircut i may ever get:

http://j3.tagstat.com/image02/5/ab20/0007052tqIw.jpg
If only i was manly like Aurel and Dottore. LOL...clowns.

Just don't try to outbuff big chill car...Me? I'm in good shape for an 80 year old.





Too bad I'm "only" 65. :(

The only thing i'd do with that big sumbiatch is ask him for a piggy back ride (nicely). ;)

We all get old man, i'll have my day of reckoning too.

Enjoy it Snipe. Sad but true, nobody beats father time.

"I plan to live forever, or die in the attempt."
~J.Heller

But you're right, in 20 years time some other pelican will be posting pix of his lesbian prize, and some other older pelicans will be raining on his parade too. LOL....

LOL! I'd have thought the same...at 40. Took a silly internet test that questions many aspects of how you live, then predicts your lifespan. Results said 20 more years. Fock! I don't want to get that old...thinking of taking up cigarettes again...

Yes I read the comments and I also still think she ain't hot. It's no jab at you bro, it's my opinion. If I were going to risk my HIV status on an admitted porn actress I would get one a little hotter than that...but that's just me.

Second, I do better all the time...she's called my wife....and yes she is hotter than your porno lesbo chick. BTW, no I won't post pics of her.

Third, it WASN'T PM only since you posted the pic on the thread. Seems like you started the thread to brag on your latest internet conquest and then couldn't help but post the pic for all to see. Unfortunately the pic just wasn't up to what you had built her up as. Sorry man, I just call em like I see em!

I'll refrain from talking about your pic... :p

Nah. I'm not so manly.

If I were real manly I would repeatedly post staged pictures of myself with my latest internet-date ex-porn star, ex-girlfriend or whatever lesbian sorry excuse for a woman, in a delusional, narcissistic attempt at self-aggrandizement, because, hey man, that way all my imaginary friends on PPOT would really respect me and think I was "da man".

Yeah, bro, that's just what I'd do.