The impossible dream

[m21sniper]

Has anyone else here ever converted a -red hot- lesbian back to being straight again? Do you know of anyone else who did?

I want to know how singular a feat it is that i am on the cusp of achieving.

Pictures available via PM upon request to those pelicans i trust to not be asses. There is no way i'm playing the 10,000 insult game with a bunch of petty haters.

[fingpilot]

All it takes is money.

[m21sniper]

I have none of that, so that's not a factor.

[fingpilot]

Hmmmm....... a cunning linguist as Moneypenny would say?

[Dueller]

Lemme guess how you're doing it..........waterboarding?

[legion]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Lemme guess how you're doing it..........waterboarding?

Well, it probably does involve being tied up and some gagging.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Lemme guess how you're doing it..........waterboarding?

I don't know what the hell is going on, i honestly don't.

I thought that this was impossible.

You and fing can both see a pic if you send me a PM. I'm not putting this girls face on here for the usual clowns to 'critique'.

She is definitely north of 9 material.

[vash]

snipe.

here is my honest answer. YES! i went to a cal football game. there was a lady in our group. HOT! very hot. she was engaged, to a very cool dude. i asked our mutual friend, "why does she look so familiar?" well, it turns out she was this party girl, lesbian chick..that decided the fad was over, and it was time to get on with life. it was a serious FAD. i would see her making out with this penthouse forum magazine girl named..dang i forget. i mean two hot lipstick lesbos MACKING down, in public. boner city, like the movies. i used to have the issue of penthouse forums that had lesbo #2 in it, but i seemed to have misplaced it..forever. it would have blown you guys away. both chicks are now in full time hetero relationships.

chicks have fads, find out if this one is one of those...in my lame experience, the hot ones typically are the fad type. now men...no fads....you aint experimenting and coming back on the other side straight...ever.

[vash]

i just called the "mutual" friend.

monique and arleen (forum chick)...hot.

doesnt hurt to try, snipe.

[RWebb]

you do NOT need to convert her

what you need to do is to get her to try a little experiment... with YOU

if the experiment fails for her, then:
- "gee honey.. we should try again -- maybe with one or two of your red hot lesbian friends"
- "no, no -- it's not an imposition on me."
- "I'm willing to do whatever it takes to help you get to the - ah - bottom of this."

[911boost]

Dude, nice. I have never know anyone that has attepmted it.

More power to you.

Bill

[Rot 911]

If she has any interest in you at all she is bi-sexual. Had a good female attorney friend I used to hang out with. I remember going with her to a Melissa Etheridge concert and we were both checking out the hot women there. Anyways after hanging out for a few months we went to dinner. I take her home and drop her off at the door and she puts the lip lock on me. Tells me we have a "spiritual connection." We connected more than spiritually after that.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

She is definitely north of 9 material.

You mean a "3" and a 6 pack?

[911Rob]

I'm a lesbian AND I'm straight.
U stud

[TerryH]

I usually drive women into lesbianism.

.... but what you are saying is you could become gay if the right man persuaded you?

Sexual preference isn't a choice in my mind. Unless one leaning towards bi to begin with.

[t951]

Wait, does your technique involve you converting......

[ljowdy]

I must be a lesbian,,,,,, I love women

[Bill Douglas]

I suspect lesbians like the comradeship of their community. I think being a good friend, and a good conversationalist might be a good strategy.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Kurt V

If she has any interest in you at all she is bi-sexual. Had a good female attorney friend I used to hang out with. I remember going with her to a Melissa Etheridge concert and we were both checking out the hot women there. Anyways after hanging out for a few months we went to dinner. I take her home and drop her off at the door and she puts the lip lock on me. Tells me we have a "spiritual connection." We connected more than spiritually after that.

her profile states in bold caps (paraphrasing): "IF YOU ARE A MAN DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT ON MY PAGE, GIRLS ONLY."

And i didn't....she messaged me totally out of the blue when the site im on (for whatever reason) featured me on their home page earlier today for about an hour.

I also got about 25 messages from gay guys. We won't talk about those though.

As for my strategy, i write poetry. And i have long blonde hair. And blue eyes. And i look young. And i have no fat. At all.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Dueller

You mean a "3" and a 6 pack?

If you want to see her just send me a PM. She's a straight up 9+.