tell a story. what is the worst thing your G.F.'s parents caught you doing?

[charlesbahn]

HeHee- How about a look at the other side of the coin- I'll bet there are some interesting stories!

[flatbutt]

two words....doggy style.

ever try to run with an erection?

[HardDrive]

My GF father was not amused when she showed up with rug burn on her back at the beach when I was on vacation with her family. I though he was gonna kill me, but his buddys that were there were laughing so hard, and she was so embarassed that he couldn't help but see the lighter side of the moment. He wasn't smiling, but he didn't beat my ass, which is what I thought was coming....

[Zeke]

Living together. My future FIL would not come into the apt we had. They would bring things by for their daughter, but he wouldn't leave the car even if I wasn't there. Of course, this was in the 70's and he was a retired Marine colonel. Not that has that much to do with it, but he was pretty straight laced. Laced up pretty tight, too.

Oh well, that marriage lasted 9 years. He had a lot more to worry about after that. Another story.

[m21sniper]

Aint never been caught. Beep Beep.

[Christien]

Two different words, though I'll abbreviate: B.J. I think I was 17.

[red-beard]

Yeah, "work" related. Had that happen with wife#1 when she was a girlfriend, at her mother's house. She had the most amazing "singing" voice.

OTOH, my ex-wife was got turned on by weird stuff. We had a stuido "cabin" in the Adirondak mountains, with her daughter and nephew., We had the bed, they had the sofa bed. And yeah. But I don't think we were caught. Her daughter did walking in on us one time.

[vash]

i was pretty stealty for the most part. but;

same german girlfriend. late at night, i would go over to her house to chat with her through her window. young love stuff. the one time i got all brave and tried to climb thru the window, her mom came in. my body was half in half out. OMG! the half cry, half shriek she let out, will be in my memory forever. my friend still sometimes calls me and leave an imitation of the cry on my voicemail. i laugh everytime.

[the]

Their daughter.

[Racerbvd]

Her