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Heel n Toe 05-22-2009 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 125shifter (Post 4678870)
(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
(1-404): haha good one..how did you even know?
(404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I saw that one too, Shifter. Hilarious.

(713): Holy s**t! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.

gprsh924 05-22-2009 01:29 PM
That site is amazing...also check out www.fmylife.com

Heel n Toe 05-22-2009 01:40 PM
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

Joeaksa 05-22-2009 01:53 PM
(337): I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?

(207): It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

These are priceless!

teenerted1 05-22-2009 02:36 PM
(570): So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
(330): I don't know you.

924slover 05-22-2009 03:09 PM
If you like that site then try fmylife.com its full of awesome fail if thats possible

Don Plumley 05-22-2009 04:14 PM
(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

nostatic 05-22-2009 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Plumley (Post 4678532)
(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This one is my fav

Don Plumley 07-11-2009 02:04 PM
Another Winner:

Quote:
(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England


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