Remember that text you should not have sent last night? They do:
 

http://textsfromlastnight.com

I'm glad we didn't have text messaging when I lived in the Fraternity house...

I could spend all day reading these :D

A good one:

(323): Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."

That's awesome!

(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

omg those are funny as he**

some great (and really sad) stuff:

(703): i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

(301): F**k you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again

Replies...

ugh so true. I'm so bitter.

don't be bitter, be better.

I hated that gay guy as soon as a I heard him RUIN, RAPE, and
KILL Ring of Fire. I'm glad he lost.

He sounded like a cat being drug through a paper shredder, forever
trying to insert whiny high-notes in parts of songs that don't require
or benefit from it. I'm glad he lost, straight, gay, whatever... he's
f**king horrible.

the votes were close, but adam shouldnt have been allowed to
participate at all, because he's done professional work before..

kris deserved it, adam sounded like a male version of fantasia. he
relied on screeching too much

(650): i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put
it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
(408): Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

(602): Tonight was ****ed up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.

(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

Funny stuff...thanks.

(518): Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

(619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

You have a pigeon in your hair...get the F---K out!

haaaaaaaaaahahhaaaa

(848): I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

All of that is proof that I am very OLD :(

(415): u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them

This site is awesome... it's obvious our country is in good hands with this next generation.

The one that elected you-know-who.

(573): i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru

(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
(1-404): haha good one..how did you even know?
(404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.