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Where the wild crunch berries grow
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=41422
Some lady bought the cereal for four years believing crunch berries were a real fruit, sues.   KT
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lol
But it's "Froot" where's my damn "froot" Unbelievable that this is her second attempt!!!!
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I'm sure the next lawsuit she files will allege that he's actually Petty Officer Crunch and not a real "Cap'n".
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Why those Wild Crunch Fruit Berries grow in San Francisco...of course.
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Detailed article plus link to five page pdf on the court ruling:
http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/06/reasonable-consumer-would-know-crunchberries-are-not-real-judge-rules.html
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Never underestimate the stupidity of a plaintiff or the mendacity of his lawyer.
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At least the judge tossed it out, rather than award her McMillions. Still pretty damn funny, though.
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does that mean there are no dingleberries either?
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I only hope the lawyer was on a contingency fee.
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Hahahaha. Well, that reminds me... when our kids were little, we took them to Discovery Place Museum in Charlotte to see the robotic dinosaurs.
We were talking with the woman at the front desk while waiting for my dad to show up and she told us they had gotten several calls from people asking what time they feed the dinosaurs. Not kidding. 
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I hope nobody tries to sue me after I show them my collection of 'barking tree spiders'.
KT
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So many disappointments in life:
Meadow Muffins Road Apples Cow Pies Dingle Berries KT
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At least we still have snozzberries.
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"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries"
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Some of the other entries on that "Lowering the Bar" blog are freaking stellar.
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Who ever heard of a snozzberry???
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That cereal tears up the roof of your mouth.
She should have sued for that!!
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I can't wait to hear the rationalizations from our resident lawyers about how noble and necessary their profession is, and how it's not a direct contributor to the breakdown and failure of our society today.
This woman needs to be beaten senseless with some black rubber hoses. Seriously.
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