how many pillows...
 

are on your bed? Everytime I look at mine I sigh...it looks sooooo...ghey.
11...I push 10 off on the wardens side of the bed, and she nearly busts her a$$ every night. Good Times.

10

Since I stay up later it is my responsibility to toss them on the floor and get yelled at for messing up the room and putting them in harms way.

What is the point of those big square "European" pillows.

Hehe. 2. Sometimes I put both under my head. Sometimes just 1. Sometimes neither.

6 - 2 of which are useless decorative types. For serious sleeping I have a feather pillow for my head and big fat overstuffed blah pillow that I cuddle with...messed up shoulder and lower back will do that to a guy. Man that sounds ghey...but seriously my shoulder and lower back love the big pillow...the wife...not so much...

THANK YOU!!! WTF is it w/ these things...I mean I NEVER make the bed, so i guess its no skin off my a$$, but jeezus...12 cu. ft. of schit... I coulda had another slacker kid;)

8 currently, including the big "European" pillows. The bride came home with some small hard pillows shaped like a block of round cheese. What am I to do with these? Perfect to fling at cats who are trying to wake me.

those small harder round pillows sound like the type you put under her bum

An even dozen. Six are huge frilly lacy decorative and I frisbee them into the closet every night. The other six are slept upon.

Those arent pillows!

4 - two to sleep with and two to toss... but they sure are pretty with the bed is made.

I named one of my gf's pillows "Mr. Pillow"...

I was just complaining to my Wife a couple hours ago how we don't need four pillows on the bed....I guess I don't have it that bad.

3. 1 normal pillow, and 2 cheap square pillows that I add on top of my normal one, if I want to sit up and read in bed. No decoration, they're all just plain black.

2 for me and 2 for my wife, that's it... no "foo foo" pillows...

10 - 6 of which are worthless decoration. I told my wife that my pillow is going to stay on the bed. It will have a white, cotton pillow case on it and that is non-negotiable.

Don't be puttin' no damn quilted pillow sham on there with buttons, and lace and all manner of decoration that will leave marks on my grill!

I fire all those decorative pillows up against the wall at night so I wont trip on them when I get up in the middle of the night.

ditto

7

2 regular pillows for our heads.
2 decorative pillows that only get put on the bed when we have company.
1 spare pillow that I put between my arms when I sleep. (I quickly get an upper back ache without this one.)
1 Mogu pillow for my wife.
1 Mogu pillow for me that I put between my legs when I sleep.

wow.... I've got 2 total on the bed, and I'm married. What the hell guys?

Just 4. Two sleeping pillows, two decorative pillows for making the bed. I never understood the purpose of making a bed. It is like tying your shoes after you take them off.

Plenty. 1 for the knees thing, 1 to roll over onto, and so on. I could sleep on a big bed shaped like a dog's bed. I'd back up to the raised cushion part. I think I could sleep curled up, but I don't. Somehow, dogs look more comfortable sleeping. Cats have it nailed.