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bell 06-19-2009 04:28 PM

Hookers.......a delicate question...
 
After seeing the other two threads it got me thinking.....

:D

Jims5543 06-19-2009 04:48 PM

.. dead in the trunk??


What is the question here?

djmcmath 06-19-2009 04:57 PM

The question is too delicate, he can't even ask it.

Chocaholic 06-19-2009 05:03 PM

A mysterious pimple on your pee pee?

gchappel 06-19-2009 05:13 PM

A red ring is lipstick, a green ring is gangrene.
Gary

Moses 06-19-2009 05:21 PM

Headers?

dad911 06-19-2009 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4732675)
Headers?

OMG. I feel so dense, as I get the joke 30 years later.

Paul K 06-19-2009 05:57 PM

Good question.

I'm sure there's a forum for this somewhere- maybe sign up and ask?

Better do a search first!

unclebilly 06-19-2009 06:12 PM

The best way to treat the green ring is with a ovaltine / canola oil poultice...

legion 06-19-2009 06:37 PM

Call Fredo. He'll help you out.

fingpilot 06-19-2009 08:07 PM

Geez. Times have changed.

m21sniper 06-19-2009 08:24 PM

I really don't have anything to offer here. Never paid for it.

Steve Carlton 06-19-2009 08:54 PM

It always gets paid for.

svandamme 06-19-2009 09:50 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1245477035.jpg

Porsche-O-Phile 06-19-2009 10:14 PM

A little shot and *bam* - clear that stuff right up.

So I'm told.

RoninLB 06-19-2009 10:46 PM

if I post the pic I want I'll get banned again so bell will only get it

"Finally, some good economic news"

Bill Douglas 06-19-2009 11:57 PM

Two for the price of one special.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

slodave 06-20-2009 12:01 AM

Bruno opens Amsterdam "pink light" brothel
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55I3US20090619

Rick V 06-20-2009 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4732936)
I really don't have anything to offer here. Never paid for it.

Said the single man.:D

RoninLB 06-20-2009 02:42 AM

I did a Montreal dancer that was out of work up there. She came to the city to try to get a foothold and was tricking for survival. I have a friend in the fashion industry and he made the contact.

She was an athlete for 15 min. If you didn't pop she'd tell you come back for free anytime before the scene was finished. She'd do a heard of guys in a weekend if the money was ok. She charged about 1/2 of what a good city girl would want. She was about 5'6" and thin. Also very decent looking on the olive texture side, and late 30s old.

She'd get you on extended arms and legs, all 4s, while she's wrapping her legs around your waist. Her arms around your head and neck enabling a lift off. She'd hang on while off the bed like a cat. She whacked away for a 10-15 min workout.

She did 5 out of 10 guys within 10 min, 3 out of 10 would need between 10-15 min, and 2 out of 10 for re-do's. All #'s are in general.

Don't ask why I didn't have to pay anything.

No other female can even come close to her act.


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