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I think I has a stalker.
So I get home from a car show yesterday and I have a new friend request on FB with a message.
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Today I see a buddy of mine got this message. Quote:
And NO I WON'T HIT IT! |
Geeze kid, just seems to me that she's saying she's interested...like maybe she thought you were "cute". No harm in a coffee date to check her out...
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Hmm, To steal the IMG code of her FB profile pic or not.....
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big girl?
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Nah, Emo Girl. Funny thing is I don't recall ever seeing her. I know I sure as schat didn't talk to her.
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picsorban
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I could use a stalker....
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She looks rough. Rodeo!
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Porsche4life? Ever been interested in learning about S&M...she might be a good mistress. :D
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I'd let her stalk me.
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But the crazy ones are the best fun! Just don't give her your address or phone number, and you might be OK... |
Oh great now some long haired creepy dude named Dave has sent me a request. :p
Oh and sorry guys but my g/f would think not too kindly of any activity with this creepy chick. |
What if you had any activity with a long haired creepy dude named Dave, instead?
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Ouch!
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Hey I would prevent that from happening Noah. I'm not down with that.
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That's a scary looking woman. It's even scarier that you don't remember seeing her around the car show. Run, Forrest, Run.
How did she get your name so she could search for you on FB? Did you have a stack of cards out on the hood? If so, let this be your lesson not to do that in the future. You know this might be one of your buds playing a trick on you with some pic he found somewhere. |
She got my name and town off of the little show board I lean in front of my car with all the facts. NAh I dont think she is made up either. Now why she got hold of my buddy too I'm not sure. There is another show this weekend near that one. I wonder if she will show there too
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Personally speaking....I love aggressive chicks. They are usually a bit freaky, but also very good in the sack. Just dont take her to your place or provide too much personal info and get a good escape plan if needed.
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Just send her my way...I will not complain
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What the H... She's a female isn't she? And you are a male. Once, when you are desperate, doesn't hurt... and could make her happy :D
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Eyes wide shut...
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She knows what she wants and goes out and gets it. She will suck you dry and leave your husk by the side of the road..
I woulda said her picture was dress up (and is), but the message shows that she can be provocative and sexually agressive. Your just another good lookin piece of azz In the picture its the steady blue eyes that are lookin right at you without flinchin...and her mouth with that sneer.... The word adventuresome keeps coming to mind...like come out and play with the man eating tiger if you dare... If she were dressed anything like the picture and you saw her you woulda noticed. |
There are some women that can walk into a room and all the guys will drop their jaws and go huhaaaaa...it not how beautiful they are but its how they dress and carry themselves...its style and class that has sex appeal. You might say Halle Berry has that look.
Sometimes when I go through a casino I watch the woman go by, and very few of them have that quality. Most of them no matter how good lookin are just kind of frumpy. |
Just remember, you never get another chance at the ones you pass up.
That sentence will have more significance when you're over 40 ;) |
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It looks like an anime capture
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She looks like one of those "drip hot wax on the nipples " kind of babes.
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In life, these words will serve you will and leave you with fewer regrets at 40.
"There's nothing wrong with that girl." |
As a guy without a girlfriend, I'd see that glass as half-full!
In your case, better to let it go. |
The same decision every guy has to make over and over again, just exactly how much crazy are you willing to deal with?
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The last thing you need is a, "Play Misty for Me" scenario.
Ask me how I know. |
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OK, I'll take crazy psycho *****es and the guys that put up with them for $500, Alex. |
That is not a real picture
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chicks that smoke rule!
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Well, Sidney, if you EVER wanted your girlfriend to come to the car shows with you, you can just mention this FB girl to her. She'll go with you to every car show from now on, whether you want her too or not. :D:D
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