can you take a dump anywhere? - Page 2

craigster59 · craigster59's Garage

As long as there's something to sit on or lean against, no problem. But those "solar" toilets on Mt Whitney, the smell is still in my nostrils.

fingpilot · 07-07-2009, 12:31 PM

Ah, had no idea where this thread would turn down the cr*pper, but a poop at 51000 feet and a pee at 62000 feet counts, right?

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Hey legion when I get home I'll post up a picture of a pilot to bombadier in about 3ft of snow. Yes we had to use it and yes it was so cold

Heel n Toe · 12:53 PM

How many of you have done this one for an outdoor BM; I forget when or where I learned it... probably on some impromptu campout in junior high.

It's a very valuable technique to know.

1. With TP in hand, walk into the woods looking for a sapling just the right size/diameter.
2. The right size is one that, when held with one hand about chest level allows you to lean back to where your BM will not land in your pants... which are to be around your ankles.
3. Make a couple of TP handfulls.
4. Drop trou... deposit your load... when you're done, squat a bit more while holding on so you can wipe.
5. Cover with leaves from the forest floor.

Optional (and preferred): dig a hole first.

rammstein · 07-07-2009, 01:11 PM

Do any of you have trouble NOT peeing while pooping? I can pee without pooping, but not vice versa. Its made for some difficulty with the occasional outdoor emergency poo attacks.

dhoward · dhoward's Garage

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Originally Posted by rammstein

Do any of you have trouble NOT peeing while pooping? I can pee without pooping, but not vice versa. Its made for some difficulty with the occasional outdoor emergency poo attacks.

Why you simply let it hang a little further......Oh wait. That might not work for some of you....

Heel n Toe · 07-07-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by rammstein

Do any of you have trouble NOT peeing while pooping? I can pee without pooping, but not vice versa. Its made for some difficulty with the occasional outdoor emergency poo attacks.

"The sapling method" takes care of that because it leaves one hand free for aiming the monster downward.

rammstein · 07-07-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by heel n toe

"the sapling method" takes care of that because it leaves one hand free for aiming the monster downward.

genius!!!

Mr_Wizard · 07-07-2009, 01:37 PM

No shy sphincter here. I have left many a craps around the world. Probably the worst were the ones on the way into Iraq. At least I did not have clean up duty for those.

MT930 · 07-07-2009, 01:46 PM

Better than a city gas station with a dead cat outside the door.

herr_oberst · 07-07-2009, 02:38 PM

"while you're family is watching TV"

my damn sides are splitting, - if I could laugh this hard every day, I'd have six pack abs in two months.

sammyg2 · 07-07-2009, 02:53 PM

Yep, anywhere. When nature calls I answer the phone.

Hugh R · 07-07-2009, 03:00 PM

I was on a flight in the Ukraine a few years ago, and the toilet was separated from the main cabin by a curtain.

MikeSid · 07-07-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by svandamme

give me enough hot curry chicken and i'll be happy to deposit a sloppy one on your living room rug while you and your family are watching Tv

Damn. That rug really tied the room together.

mattdavis11 · 07-07-2009, 03:03 PM

Anywhere. When wade fishing (don't usually wear waders) I just drop the draws and release a brown trout if need be.

David · David's Garage

I've heard it's legal to poop almost anywhere when you have too, i.e. the side of the road, while taking a wizz is indecent exposure. Anyone know if there's truth to that?

The way I heard it a friend was on the side of the road with his buddy taking a crap shielded by the car. A cop pulled up and asked if they were peeing. When he told him what his buddy was doing the cop went to his trunk and got them a roll of TP.

Oh Haha · 07-07-2009, 04:05 PM

Best friend got a ticket for urinating in public. He thought the officer was going to shoot his pecker. Apparently, you CAN'T stop peeing even if a gun is drawn on you.

mattdavis11 · 07-07-2009, 04:13 PM

True, pretty sure the same goes for pissing. Unless there is a witness other than your friend or the officer(s), at least in Texas, you are free and clear.

On several occasions the DPS, County Mounties, Border Patrol have asked what we were doing on the side of the road looking relaxed. I've always answered watering the grass, sir. Never had a problem. Pretty sure the witness is anyone other than those who are party to the incident, a.k.a., a stranger. If someone drives by and you are shielded by the vehicle, nothing can be seen. As kids, we used to let it go through the rear window on the station wagon while cruising down the interstate. No big deal.

wcc · 07-07-2009, 05:04 PM

Yup! Anywhere. I mean anywhere! I won't go into details but yes, no problem... LOL! Well one time I hung onto the front tire and popped a squat to unleash the evil brewin'! That was one of the ultimate BUTTERBLASTS! hahahahahaha...

ruf-porsche · ruf-porsche's Garage

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Originally Posted by fingpilot

I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. Sent it to Jay Leno for his show on crazy ads.

But it is true. Introducing the latest 'Gotta Have' for your SUV. The Bumper Dumper.

P.S. It's available in Camo. Someone needs to explain that to me.

Well when you take the truck out to the woods to go bear hunting, you don't want the bumper dumper sticking out like a sore thumb.

LOL