All about the history of TP...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/07/07/mf.toilet.paper.history/index.html

My most memorable experience was when I was just out of high school and camping at the ocean. No facilities to speak of. Just go out to where the waves are breaking, take off the swim shorts, start doing the breast stroke and just let "things happen". It was a very odd feeling. Almost like a water birth from a mans point of view. Oddly natural, like you were a fish or dolphin. Try to swim fast and with the current heading towards you also.:D

brought my niece camping long ago when she was still a child, she trots off into the woods to do her thing but somehow she managed to make a deposit right into the hood of her winter suit. have no idea how this happened, but it wasn't pretty when she pulled the hood back over her head to warm up. we laughed... she cried.