My latest Conspiracy Theory: Michael Jackson isn't dead.

Por_sha911 · Por_sha911's Garage

My latest Conspiracy Theory: Michael Jackson isn't dead. He's been whisked off by the government and is living in Hawaii under the witness protection program.

Here's the deal: We all know that MJ is most famous for his moonwalk, right?

Well, I believe that he was about to come forward and admit that we didn't really make it to the moon (see Conspiracy Theory # 71-B). Since MJ was about to blow the whole Apollo mission to the moon deal wide open, the govt had no choice but to make him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Wadda ya think?

bell · bell's Garage

I think the media has warped your fragile little mind......just like cartman

island911 · 07-07-2009, 03:57 PM

You'll have to do better than this: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=484024

BeyGon · 07-07-2009, 04:00 PM

I heard someone saw him with Elvis in Vegas today.

Por_sha911 · Por_sha911's Garage

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Originally Posted by island911

You'll have to do better than this: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=484024

Wow that's major league crazy that puts me in the minor leagues. You gotta admit that conspiracy theories are a lot of fun. They don't have to be logical and anything you say against them is either a cover-up or proof that someone wants to squash the truth.

onlycafe · 07-07-2009, 04:50 PM

the truth is out there.

widgeon13 · 07-07-2009, 04:57 PM

Cheaper to "off" him!

Por_sha911 · Por_sha911's Garage

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Originally Posted by widgeon13

Cheaper to "off" him!

MJ told them that he has hidden the proof that the mission is fake in the pants of a young boy he was friends with. There are too many out for the Feds to search without raising suspicion..

Aerkuld · Aerkuld's Garage

It's all part of a crafty ploy to make people visit California to help with the state budget.

charleskieffner · 07-07-2009, 06:34 PM

YOU CLOWNS ARE TOTALLY NUTS TO BELIEVE THIS! I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY OFF YOUR ROCKERS AND SHOULD BE SEDATED OR INSTITUTIONALIZED!

heres the low down 411..........................

while everyone has been searching for drugs and the "who-dunn-ed dat" theory and or culprits. MJ and BUBBLES the chimp, snucked back to nevereverland and picked up a few clothes and other assorted toys and were taken by helo to an undisclosed location. there they boarded a private jet to another undisclosed south pacific jungle island with a BLUE lagoon and parachuted into the lagoon and boarded jetskis for the short trip to the beach.

once there, bubbles will adorn a brook shields bikini and wig and they will live happily ever after playing "HIDE THE BANANA!"

i sure as HELL HOPE BUBBLES WAS CLUED IN ON THE DEAL!

i just got off the phone with al sharpton and jesse jackson and they really didnt want this to get out. also the fact the two of them will soon be joining MJ and BUBBLES for the frivolities. so dont tell anyone..........OK?!

pelican is the place for us IN THE KNOW!

BeyGon · 07-07-2009, 06:43 PM

Obama offed him to keep the news off Cap and Trade, his health plan, and his Russia trip.

Z-man · Z-man's Garage

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Originally Posted by Por_sha911

Since MJ was about to blow the whole Apollo mission to the moon deal wide open, the govt had no choice but to make him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Hmm - the project to land on the moon was the Apollo missions.

MJ started his career in the Apollo theature. And he brought us the moonwalk!

Coincidence? I think not!!

Just connecting the dots here folks - just connecting the dots.

-Z-man.

gprsh924 · 07-08-2009, 05:42 AM

I think it was Mark Sanford. Everyone forgot about his scandal after jacko died. Clear motive

Mo_Gearhead · 07-08-2009, 05:59 AM

He's already on a billboard in Branson.
Opens for the Osmond Brothers Sept. 18 thru 20
PM me for discount tickets.

widgeon13 · 07-08-2009, 06:03 AM

I had heard he was recycled and made into plastic "chocolate" milk bottles!

adrian jaye · 07-08-2009, 06:28 AM

thought he only did this to little boys

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Originally Posted by Por_sha911

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carr914 · 07-08-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by charleskieffner

YOU CLOWNS ARE TOTALLY NUTS TO BELIEVE THIS! I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY OFF YOUR ROCKERS AND SHOULD BE SEDATED OR INSTITUTIONALIZED!

heres the low down 411..........................

while everyone has been searching for drugs and the "who-dunn-ed dat" theory and or culprits. MJ and BUBBLES the chimp, snucked back to nevereverland and picked up a few clothes and other assorted toys and were taken by helo to an undisclosed location. there they boarded a private jet to another undisclosed south pacific jungle island with a BLUE lagoon and parachuted into the lagoon and boarded jetskis for the short trip to the beach.

once there, bubbles will adorn a brook shields bikini and wig and they will live happily ever after playing "HIDE THE BANANA!"

i sure as HELL HOPE BUBBLES WAS CLUED IN ON THE DEAL!

i just got off the phone with al sharpton and jesse jackson and they really didnt want this to get out. also the fact the two of them will soon be joining MJ and BUBBLES for the frivolities. so dont tell anyone..........OK?!

pelican is the place for us IN THE KNOW!

I know for a Fact that Bubbles is in Florida

sammyg2 · 07-08-2009, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charleskieffner

YOU CLOWNS ARE TOTALLY NUTS TO BELIEVE THIS! I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY OFF YOUR ROCKERS AND SHOULD BE SEDATED OR INSTITUTIONALIZED!

heres the low down 411..........................

while everyone has been searching for drugs and the "who-dunn-ed dat" theory and or culprits. MJ and BUBBLES the chimp, snucked back to nevereverland and picked up a few clothes and other assorted toys and were taken by helo to an undisclosed location. there they boarded a private jet to another undisclosed south pacific jungle island with a BLUE lagoon and parachuted into the lagoon and boarded jetskis for the short trip to the beach.

once there, bubbles will adorn a brook shields bikini and wig and they will live happily ever after playing "HIDE THE BANANA!"

i sure as HELL HOPE BUBBLES WAS CLUED IN ON THE DEAL!

i just got off the phone with al sharpton and jesse jackson and they really didnt want this to get out. also the fact the two of them will soon be joining MJ and BUBBLES for the frivolities. so dont tell anyone..........OK?!

pelican is the place for us IN THE KNOW!

Bubbles the chimp is about 26 years old. that's twice as old as anything MJ would find attractive.

tc-sacto · 07-08-2009, 09:46 AM

Michael is dead, But his long lost sister Michelle is about to be found.

tabs · 07-08-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BeyGon

I heard someone saw him with Elvis in Vegas today.

I saw him with Elvis out on the Strip...they are planning a come back tour...