Summarize a Movie Plot In As Few Words as Possible...
 

I'll start.

Leaving Las Vegas:

Nick Cage: "Hi! I'm a failure in life who just moved to Las Vegas to kill myself. Don't fall in love with me."

Elisabeth Shue: "I love you."

Nick Cage: "Ack! I'm dead."

Academy: "OSCAR!"

Dune:

Spice!

Sand!

Politics!

Sound guns!

(People who read the book: WTF!)

Revolution!

Terminator:
I'll be back.

Terminator II:
I'm back!

Terminator III:
You guessed it.

Superbad:

Super bad.

The South lost and I don't give a damn.

GWTW.

Love Story:

Boy meets girl.
Girl dies.

Kids:

Casper: "My goal in life is to do two 13-year-old virgins in the same day."

Casper's Ex: "Casper gave me AIDS."

Me: I have no desire to see this. (Turns off movie...)

Showgirls:

Me: "I sat through 3+ hours of this $h!t to find out she was a prostitute all along!? The boobies weren't worth the hours of my life I'll never get back."

Kids and Showgirls:

"We made such terrible movies that no one will make any more NC-17 movies."

Titanic: The boat sank, deal with it.

They Shoot Horses, Don't They: Life Stinks, and then you Die.

Vanilla Sky

"WTF???"

Randy

animal house.....

TOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good T and A.

You pick the movie.

Eraserhead: watching someone's nightmare

"The Hangover"

Normal weekend in Vegas.

I've always been a fan of Denis Leary's summary of The Doors:

Seven Samurai: Hungry samurai help undeserving villagers defend themselves from marauding bandits.

The Magnificent Seven: See Seven Samurai above. Add guns.

The Three Amigos: See above. Subtract seven gunfighters, add three idiots.

A Bug's Life: See Seven Samurai. Except they're bugs.

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Spock lives.
Dave dies.
The Enterprise is vaporised.

The Crying Game.

WTF! YUCK! What a waste of film, time & money.

The Big Lebowski:

The rug really tied the room together man.

I'm not sure you've got that down 100%.