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Summarize a Movie Plot In As Few Words as Possible...
I'll start.
Leaving Las Vegas: Nick Cage: "Hi! I'm a failure in life who just moved to Las Vegas to kill myself. Don't fall in love with me." Elisabeth Shue: "I love you." Nick Cage: "Ack! I'm dead." Academy: "OSCAR!" |
Dune:
Spice! Sand! Politics! Sound guns! (People who read the book: WTF!) Revolution! |
Terminator:
I'll be back. Terminator II: I'm back! Terminator III: You guessed it. |
Superbad:
Super bad. |
The South lost and I don't give a damn.
GWTW. |
Love Story:
Boy meets girl. Girl dies. |
Kids:
Casper: "My goal in life is to do two 13-year-old virgins in the same day." Casper's Ex: "Casper gave me AIDS." Me: I have no desire to see this. (Turns off movie...) |
Showgirls:
Me: "I sat through 3+ hours of this $h!t to find out she was a prostitute all along!? The boobies weren't worth the hours of my life I'll never get back." |
Kids and Showgirls:
"We made such terrible movies that no one will make any more NC-17 movies." |
Titanic: The boat sank, deal with it.
They Shoot Horses, Don't They: Life Stinks, and then you Die. |
Vanilla Sky
"WTF???" Randy |
animal house.....
TOGA!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Good T and A.
You pick the movie. |
Eraserhead: watching someone's nightmare
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"The Hangover"
Normal weekend in Vegas. |
I've always been a fan of Denis Leary's summary of The Doors:
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The Magnificent Seven: See Seven Samurai above. Add guns. The Three Amigos: See above. Subtract seven gunfighters, add three idiots. A Bug's Life: See Seven Samurai. Except they're bugs. |
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Spock lives. Dave dies. The Enterprise is vaporised. |
The Crying Game.
WTF! YUCK! What a waste of film, time & money. |
The Big Lebowski:
The rug really tied the room together man. |
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"Twister"
Estranged couple riding around in pickup truck chasing tornadoes. |
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Gran Torino
GET OFF MY LAWN! |
Hot Chick Kills Boys
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The Great Escape
2 make it out. |
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Rocky x, x=1,2,...,N
Irrelevant back story Rocky boxes stronger opponent Rocky wins |
Dead Man
Got a job offer out West, what's the worst that could happen? |
AMERICATHON
Harvey Korman: Did I star in that??? Plot: None Redeeming value: None Theme: America is broke, let's have a telefon Current event tie-in: Barry O is starring in the re-make!!! |
" Bullitt" -------------- Killing,--- car chase,--- killing.--- Life is good.
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RAMBO
guns, explosions, |
Kill Bill:
Kill Bill |
Any John Wayne Movie:
Bad guys die |
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scarface
f f f f f f f f cokorouch f f f f f f say hello to my little friend. |
"Victory"
Rocky plays soccer with Nazis "Alien" The space bugs kill almost everyone... but they are not smarter than Ripley "First Blood" Don't *#@+ with a Ranger unless you've got a lot of bodybags "The Blues Brothers" They're getting the band back together and nothing can get in their way, and if you don't love this movie, I have absolutely no use for you, you sorry excuse for a human being |
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Prophetic...Ryan O'Neil & Farrah |
but it wasn't farrah
Public Enemies shaky Vision- can't focus: Bang, bangity, bang bang ! face time... Bo meets girl BANGITY BANG BANG !! dick tracy cartoon actor interjection, BANG BANG BANG Twisted love story Boy dies |
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