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phew! i thought i was going to have to use a shamwow to wipe my butt.

hahahha. that is what i thought it was, when i was at the end of a 30 mile dirtroad. 4:00 am, too much coffee, road was rough and churned my insides. my huntpack was in my friend's van, and HE WAS LATE! well, i tore thru my wife's subie forester (decent offroader btw) and found a chamois colored cloth in a plastic bag...i was hoping to be the first human to wipe the unholiest of holies with a SHAM-WOW, but nope it was only a lowly lintfree cloth. quick job in the bushes right before a truck with a bunch of kids pulled up. the truck was laden down with fertilizer, plant food, fabric planting pots...hmmmm. they said they were "camping"...er okay, this was Humboldt county.

van showed up, i stalked 3 pigs to within 40 yards, right up to the No Trespassing sign...opps we were on the wrong fenceline. i backed out quietly, went to our legit area, and saw nothing...great time! zero sleep since the previous night. one beer, and now off to my nap. love my furlough days.

Trust me, that's all the Shamwow is good for. Vince is full of crap, he should stick to beating up whores.

i think the ho opened up a bigger can of whup azz on him

cant hit em all out of the park vash..... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/smileJap.gif

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 4795172)

Trust me, that's all the Shamwow is good for. Vince is full of crap, he should stick to beating up whores.

Hehe, priceless. :D

Never use "Shamwow to wipe my butt" and "dirtroad" in the same post again...