phew! i thought i was going to have to use a shamwow to wipe my butt.

[vash]

hahahha. that is what i thought it was, when i was at the end of a 30 mile dirtroad. 4:00 am, too much coffee, road was rough and churned my insides. my huntpack was in my friend's van, and HE WAS LATE! well, i tore thru my wife's subie forester (decent offroader btw) and found a chamois colored cloth in a plastic bag...i was hoping to be the first human to wipe the unholiest of holies with a SHAM-WOW, but nope it was only a lowly lintfree cloth. quick job in the bushes right before a truck with a bunch of kids pulled up. the truck was laden down with fertilizer, plant food, fabric planting pots...hmmmm. they said they were "camping"...er okay, this was Humboldt county.

van showed up, i stalked 3 pigs to within 40 yards, right up to the No Trespassing sign...opps we were on the wrong fenceline. i backed out quietly, went to our legit area, and saw nothing...great time! zero sleep since the previous night. one beer, and now off to my nap. love my furlough days.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Trust me, that's all the Shamwow is good for. Vince is full of crap, he should stick to beating up whores.

[looneybin]

i think the ho opened up a bigger can of whup azz on him

[juanbenae]

cant hit em all out of the park vash.....

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Trust me, that's all the Shamwow is good for. Vince is full of crap, he should stick to beating up whores.

Hehe, priceless.

[craigster59]

Never use "Shamwow to wipe my butt" and "dirtroad" in the same post again...