New girl at work is a big distraction

[96conv]

No, not the one with the hairy armpits. This one is new. Her face isn't something to write home about. Pretty enough she is but her mouth is gummy. You know, big gums and teeth, almost horse face but not too bad. Like Linda Kozlowski in Crocodile Dundee but not nearly as pretty. Anyway, her bod is killer.

She wears tight pants and tight shirts. Her ass sticks out just right and her breasts are more than handfuls. She is curvy +100. I know this is sounding like a Penthouse Forum letter but I can see her in my mind's eye clear as day. Anyway, I can't get any work done when she's around. I wish she'd quit so I can focus. What's a guy to do?

[slodave]

Originally Posted by 96conv

No, not the one with the hairy armpits. This one is new. Her face isn't something to write home about. Pretty enough she is but her mouth is gummy. You know, big gums and teeth, almost horse face but not too bad. Like Linda Kozlowski in Crocodile Dundee but not nearly as pretty. Anyway, her bod is killer.

She wears tight pants and tight shirts. Her ass sticks out just right and her breasts are more than handfuls. She is curvy +100. I know this is sounding like a Penthouse Forum letter but I can see her in my mind's eye clear as day. Anyway, I can't get any work done when she's around. I wish she'd quit so I can focus. What's a guy to do?

Take some pix and post...

[Geronimo '74]

Pics, this thread is useless without them

[masraum]

pics or ban!

[T77911S]

Originally Posted by Geronimo '74

Pics, this thread is useless without them

just tell her you need pics for the horn dogs on this porsche forum where you are talking about how hot she is despite her horse face. have someone else there filming as you try to get your testicals to drop after she has launched them up into your stomach. she will understand. oh, you might drop a few dollar bills on the florr so she can pick them up as you get photo's. make sure she smiles real big to show off the horse teeth

[dhoward]

Slap that cratch!

[mschuep]

concentrate on the negative...the horse face, perhaps a bad attitude or lower than average brain power could also be a turnoff.

unless of course you are single, then I am with Dan, slap slap! forget about work!

(bad attitude and low brain power then can work to your benefit, teach her a lesson, wink wink

[MBAtarga]

don't slap where you work!

[UconnTim97]

Originally Posted by masraum

pics or ban!

+1

[Porsche-O-Phile]

This thread is worthless w/o noodz.

Tease.

[cmccuist]

I think I know the girl you're talking about.

[rammstein]

I'm trying to help, but its so hard to figure anything out with visuals. Please utilize your cell phone to take some pictures. Its for science.

[vash]

i work in construction. if any halfway decent woman shows up, you can "feel" the ripple in our universe. if a hot woman walks in...watch out.

we have developed the term, "construction hot". this is a woman that would not be that hot in the regular world, but in our target deprived enviornment, is plenty hot. effen civil engineers. my wife created quite the ripple on her visit. i almost had to beat back people with my lenker rod.

[Zeke]

I worked with a woman just like that. Face was OK and would have been a 10 at closing time. But, her body was out standing. She had the nicest legs I have ever seen. The rest followed perfectly. Walking away, she was absolutely stunning. You HAD to watch. Her coming toward you was awkward, eye contact (or lack of ) and all that.

She dressed to the 9's and tastefully exploited all she had. And a super personality as well. I saw her in Costco once dressed more casual wearing baggy pants and flip flops, and with less makeup. I'm sure that great body was still there, but I hardly took a 2nd look.

A lot of it is location and presentation, sorta like vash said.

[cmccuist]

Thank God you had the rod handy!!! That could have been a disaster!!

[Rick V]

Dude, share, You can't start a thread like this and not post an offering. Wars have started that way

[legion]

I know that feeling. A few years ago I took an advanced DB2 class and a drop-dead gorgeous (for IT) girl sat next to me in the class. I couldn't concentrate.

Now the funny thing about that class was I had had my wisdom teeth pulled the week before and one of the drugs I was on was making me progressively more paranoid as the week went on. I think I really started to freak this girl out.

Then she lands on my project (more distraction). It's pretty sad, but I get pretty flustered around her to this day. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm a barely-functional idiot. It's kind of funny, because all the people she works with think I'm a genius.

Oh well, she took a year-long assignment in Champaign--which I wanted to look into but now I'm nervous to go check out the facility.

[cgarr]

So your saying if she was hot then she would not be a big distraction?

[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by vash

i work in construction. if any halfway decent woman shows up, you can "feel" the ripple in our universe. if a hot woman walks in...watch out.

we have developed the term, "construction hot". this is a woman that would not be that hot in the regular world, but in our target deprived enviornment, is plenty hot. effen civil engineers.

DITTO on the construction deal........


sounds like she's got a butter face- it's all good but her face?

[juanbenae]

just harkined back to the few years i lived in tahoe in my early 20's and lowering your standards..... local guys out numbered chicks 3-1 during the winter on the west shore. if you wanted lovin you had to leave you lowland standards behind. they were called snow-hoons and i fell into the warm clutches of them more than once. summer was better as all the fat chicks flew south for the summer......