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Have any of you fellow Americans tuned in to see the Army game? It is snowing like crazy.
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Well there is Dave, I was wondering where you wondered off to
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I take that back....partially.....I'm smart enough to realize that I'm stupid enough to fall for it if she wanted to make up.....I am a ****ing moron...
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Hookers and Blow.
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Or Beach Volleyball.
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Put picture of her on your desk... place it face down on the desk.
Whenever you even think of looking, get a mallet , do look at the picture, then whack yerself in the nuts with the mallet. In time you will associate her with pain. That's when the healing starts. |
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Just killed a mouse... Boris brought one in , still alive, but no legs left, back busted..
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Do you bury the mouse remains or just drop em in the trash?
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Morning.
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I had some other ideas of things to do with her pictures, but people keep talking me out of those ideas.
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Not all women are psychotic and evil. Yes, one way or another they all have baggage, but so do we.
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Yeah, she was pretty aware of all of my baggage and a rational person would have remembered the specifics before starting a battle they couldn't finish...
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.please stop hogging all the mouse guts!!!
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You think mice are bad...when I walk my dog on the beach at night, he catches crabs and shakes them so violently their appendages fly off....then he drops it and finds another.
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Wise words, but I'm only human and not enlightened. She started this battle, but I will finish it.
To quote one of my role models: History shall be kind to me as I intend to write it. The outcome of this will be in my favor as I intend to end it. |
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Its not worth the pain. :) |
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