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slodave 10-29-2011 02:06 PM

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She is evil....<br>
I get the **** over it eventually, but for now I'm keeping my distance from women...
I hear ya! Been keeping my distance since Jan of 07.

GH85Carrera 10-29-2011 02:08 PM

Have any of you fellow Americans tuned in to see the Army game? It is snowing like crazy.

Rick V 10-29-2011 02:08 PM

Well there is Dave, I was wondering where you wondered off to

HHI944 10-29-2011 02:10 PM

I take that back....partially.....I'm smart enough to realize that I'm stupid enough to fall for it if she wanted to make up.....I am a ****ing moron...

Flieger 10-29-2011 02:12 PM

Hookers and Blow.

Flieger 10-29-2011 02:12 PM

Or Beach Volleyball.

svandamme 10-29-2011 02:14 PM

Put picture of her on your desk... place it face down on the desk.
Whenever you even think of looking, get a mallet , do look at the picture, then whack yerself in the nuts with the mallet.

In time you will associate her with pain. That's when the healing starts.

slodave 10-29-2011 02:19 PM

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Well there is Dave, I was wondering where you wondered off to
It was a good day to sleep in.

svandamme 10-29-2011 02:29 PM

Just killed a mouse... Boris brought one in , still alive, but no legs left, back busted..
had to put it out of its misery.

GH85Carrera 10-29-2011 02:38 PM

Do you bury the mouse remains or just drop em in the trash?

vas930 10-29-2011 02:46 PM

Morning.

slodave 10-29-2011 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 6339261)
Just killed a mouse... Boris brought one in , still alive, but no legs left, back busted..
had to put it out of its misery.

Didja shoot it with your .45?

HHI944 10-29-2011 03:02 PM

I had some other ideas of things to do with her pictures, but people keep talking me out of those ideas.

Icemaster 10-29-2011 03:09 PM

Not all women are psychotic and evil. Yes, one way or another they all have baggage, but so do we.

HHI944 10-29-2011 03:25 PM

Yeah, she was pretty aware of all of my baggage and a rational person would have remembered the specifics before starting a battle they couldn't finish...

Rick V 10-29-2011 03:28 PM

.please stop hogging all the mouse guts!!!

HHI944 10-29-2011 03:31 PM

You think mice are bad...when I walk my dog on the beach at night, he catches crabs and shakes them so violently their appendages fly off....then he drops it and finds another.

vas930 10-29-2011 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HHI944 (Post 6339316)
Yeah, she was pretty aware of all of my baggage and a rational person would have remembered the specifics before starting a battle they couldn't finish...

The Buddha said, "Men who are addicted to the passions are like the torch-carrier running against the wind; his hands are sure to be burned." :)

HHI944 10-29-2011 03:35 PM

Wise words, but I'm only human and not enlightened. She started this battle, but I will finish it.
To quote one of my role models:
History shall be kind to me as I intend to write it.

The outcome of this will be in my favor as I intend to end it.

vas930 10-29-2011 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by HHI944 (Post 6339333)
Wise words, but I'm only human and not enlightened. She started this battle, but I will finish it.
To quote one of my role models:
History shall be kind to me as I intend to write it.

The outcome of this will be in my favor as I intend to end it.

Then you will lose.
Its not worth the pain. :)


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