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porsche4life 11-21-2011 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 6384658)
I know you're young, but you really must set your sights a little higher. ;)

Good point Jim.

What do you suggest I aim for, O wise one?

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 12:35 PM

coffee, what coffee?

GH85Carrera 11-21-2011 12:35 PM

I don't stand in line for coffee. And I sure don't pay the coffee shop price.

I heard the other day that Starbucks is going to start serving fruit juice. I guess they finally figured out how to burn orange juice. Starbucks coffee sucks.

porsche4life 11-21-2011 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 6384669)
hopeless..who cares about the coffee if she has a set of cans worth jiggling with.

Large B/ Small C.

Firm, not much to jiggle though.

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6384672)
Good point Jim.

What do you suggest I aim for, O wise one?

I'll forgo the tried and true (cough, cough) Mustang suggestion, in favor of something actually interesting / worthwhile. First, is the barista hot or not?

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 12:37 PM

Firm can be good.

porsche4life 11-21-2011 12:39 PM

I'm not going to say she is a hottie, a 6 maybe. I mean, I've done worse for sure...

GH85Carrera 11-21-2011 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6384689)
I'm not going to say she is a hottie, a 6 maybe. I mean, I've done worse for sure...

Beauty is just a light switch away!

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 12:42 PM

OK, number 2...does she laugh like a horse? You can't have mental images of Paul constantly harping about how wonderful Mustangs are now that he has one every time she laughs. That's definitely a libido killer. Of course, you could make sure not to be witty around her.

porsche4life 11-21-2011 12:48 PM

I have no clue how she laughs, but I do know how to be not funny....


Ok, so I'm sitting at a table on the far side of the shop, no way she can see the screen, Its not facing her, but I just looked up and she was fixated on me. SHE KNOWS!!! RUN!!! RUNNN!!!!

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 12:53 PM

STAY. STAY. She's fixated for a good reason.

porsche4life 11-21-2011 12:53 PM

I would like to redact my large b/small c statement...

Upon further inspection, definitely large c/small d...
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So.... Maybe... ;)

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 12:54 PM

Good. Things are looking better all the time.

porsche4life 11-21-2011 12:55 PM

You're going to get me maced Jim....

svandamme 11-21-2011 12:57 PM

Pics or ban

porsche4life 11-21-2011 01:04 PM

Too late, shift change came around, she left.

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6384734)
You're going to get me maced Jim....

Hey, that's what I'm here for buddy. :cool:

When she does come over, show her this pic, and tell her you've always loved riding the fillies.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1321818857.jpg[/QUOTE]

Follow up with this picture, and tell her your motto. You know the one.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1321900026.jpg[/QUOTE]

Victory is assured. :cool:

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6384739)
Too late, shift change came around, she left.

Damnit!!! Pelican is running too slow! Sorry Sid. You couldv'e been in Valhalla tonight if it wasn't for Wayne's servers. SmileWavy

porsche4life 11-21-2011 01:08 PM

As much fun as that sounds, no playing tonight. I'm trying to finish a paper, and then I have to study for a test. One test tomorrow, and then I am free for almost a week.

Jim Richards 11-21-2011 01:10 PM

I'm worried for you, Sid.


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