She must really be something if she managed to take "Poppy" off the market.

:)

She is.

I can't top any of the the drunk stories. I usually stick to beer and it is difficult to get completely wasted on beer.

30 years ago at a girlfriends house I brought over a large bottle of Tequila. I tried to keep up with a 90 lb lady friend. She literally drank me under the table. I woke up in the morning sleeping face down on the carpet under the table. I had the pattern of the carpet impressed into my face. I don't think I have had a shot of Tequila since.

See Max all the fun you are missing!

Morning boys....


Time to go make some money for the company....


And try to not get ate by any gators. That is my primary objective down here, Don't get ate....

Just don't pet any funny looking dogs

Just stay out of any fresh water ponds or streams. You will be fine. :cool:

Of course if you find a Cougar in a bar that might be a good thing. ;)

Where is the like button

Aren't Cougars dangerous?

Only to G

and Max?

yep, right there in the title.

reminds me of a steven king short story i read.

LOL!!!! don't do it, max!

it isn't 'ate', it is 'et'. you don't want to get et by any gators. ;)

channeling joe?

Only time I didn't make it home I found myself on a bench in the check in area a the Oklahoma County Jail. Seems I had tried to use the guard rail as a ramp to do drive on two wheels. The police officers seemed pretty entertained by the act and the fact that I had distributed all the alcohol in my truck all over the median so it wouldn't be in my truck. The funny thing was that all the bottles and cans were all setting upright.

The officer that took me in said he appreciated me not being a belligerent drunk and stopped at a convenience store for me to get a coffee and some cigarettes. They let me sit on that bench until morning. They processed and took several into the cell area and just left me sitting there. By the time I made it into the drunk tank everyone had already heard about the guy that tried to stunt drive his 4x4.

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wow

lol!

Whew, another busy day.

Tonight is the PCA board meeting. FREE PIZZA!

Actually Sid, we are having a surf & turf special. Lobster, crab and Prime quality, sirloins. Some of Brian's M. clients. will be performing. It is a shame you are missing this meeting.

I drove my 911 to work today so I could pick up RKD in Guthrie. It is a small town just north of here. There is a paint shop there that fixed my 911 when that crazed deer from Max's neighborhood attacked my car. The paint shop is very good and he knows Porsches. I hit one piece of road debris on my recent trip. It scuffed up the corner of the bumper. He can blend the paint for $100. I will get the bumper painted properly later.

On the trip up to the paint shop I hit the mythical pregnant elephant - cricket hybrid bug. That was the juiciest gooiest bug splatter I have ever seen. I can't imagine how it could fly. Maybe it it jumped up from the road.

Had a productive interview today, it went rather well right up until the guy started talking money.
I gave him two options
30% clock time
or
40% flatrate
He didn't hold in his shock too well.
He wants good he is going to have to pay for it, and he is in a bind so it may just go through.
The other job I have been negotiating with has seemed to hit a brick wall.
Tomorrow is chit or get off the pot day for that fella

I hit a big juicy bug with the chinbar on my helmet while riding a motorcycle, once. I could feel the liquid splatter through the grille of the chinbar vent and onto my lips.

Pets always look so pathetic when in an Elizabethan collar, don't they? Pus from toe (left hind foot). Probably from another cat's bite. (Could even have been his brother, as they rough house occasionally.)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...g/DSC_0248.jpg

I can deal with human pain and suffering, I actually find most of it amusing but please don't post any more kitty pics like that.
Dats too sad for Rickie. (and Beth)