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Outback Porsche 03-10-2013 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick V (Post 7320853)
A subject I don't need to worry about.................
The long term married guys will understand

Yup. My jelly bean jar still looks full.

nynor 03-10-2013 03:42 PM

i'll go one further: i'd be okay with guys having a mandatory vasectomy, if they wear skinny jeans.

Jferr006 03-10-2013 03:43 PM

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not inclusive enough :)

RKDinOKC 03-10-2013 03:44 PM

Never tried to count the little fellers let alone how many are depressed.

Jferr006 03-10-2013 03:44 PM

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I got snipped. I was already open with the c-section so... "Get 'er done".
I'm good as long as
I never get divorced and forget about all that bc crap.

porsche4life 03-10-2013 03:44 PM

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i'll go one further: i'd be okay with guys having a mandatory vasectomy, if they wear skinny jeans.
I know a guy that thinks all makes should be snipped after puberty, and then once they are 18, they have to pass a test to have it reversed... Keeps the stupid ones from reproducing....

azzarule 03-10-2013 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nynor (Post 7320869)
i'll go one further: i'd be okay with guys having a mandatory vasectomy, if they wear skinny jeans.

Yep with that, don't want them polluting the jean (sic) pool!:D

Jferr006 03-10-2013 03:46 PM

Unfortunately the stupid ones seem to be the best at reproducing in this weird twisted universe.

azzarule 03-10-2013 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 7320878)
I know a guy that thinks all makes should be snipped after puberty, and then once they are 18, they have to pass a test to have it reversed... Keeps the stupid ones from reproducing....

makes perfect sense to me, need to have hormone implants in the dumb b*tches as well, to do the same thing

Rick V 03-10-2013 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 7320878)
I know a guy that thinks all makes should be snipped after puberty, and then once they are 18, they have to pass a test to have it reversed... Keeps the stupid ones from reproducing....

After my brief jaunt through walmart this afternoon I would be inclined to agree. I have never seen so many inbred, pot bellied, knuckle dragging mouth breathers in one place since the last nascar race I went to.

porsche4life 03-10-2013 03:48 PM

Just because they are too stupid to use protection, usually they don't even want the kiddos....

nynor 03-10-2013 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jferr006 (Post 7320872)
not inclusive enough :)

okay, i am going to make it clear: my stance on skinny jeans is that anyone willing to wear them, especially males, should be publicly flogged. males willing to wear skinny jeans should be castrated.

azzarule 03-10-2013 03:49 PM

Walmart is such a fun place to visit, its like a side show at the county fair, full of freaks.
Of course I am not one of them!

RKDinOKC 03-10-2013 03:50 PM

Remember girls in college having jean fitting parties where the put on their new jeans wet, then laid around in the sun so the jeans would shrink to fit as they dried. About that same time frame the guys that wore really tight jeans weren't much interested in procreating with the opposite sex anyway.

I always buy the size that fits loose enough after a couple of washings that I don't need to grease up to try to get into them AND most importantly still have plenty of dancing room. Are they fat jeans?

Rick V 03-10-2013 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by azzarule (Post 7320894)
Walmart is such a fun place to visit, its like a side show at the county fair, full of freaks.

Yeah the ones who stand in line for the chicken milking contest.....

Jferr006 03-10-2013 03:53 PM

I go to Walmart maybe 2 times a year and I ***** and moan both times.

nynor 03-10-2013 03:55 PM

i remember girls in college....

nynor 03-10-2013 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jferr006 (Post 7320903)
i go to walmart maybe 2 times a year and i ***** and moan both times.

tmi.

Outback Porsche 03-10-2013 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by azzarule (Post 7320894)
Walmart is such a fun place to visit, its like a side show at the county fair, full of freaks.
Of course I am not one of them!

People have a problem with this?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1362959876.jpg

Jferr006 03-10-2013 03:58 PM

B*+ch and moan?


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