Nothing wrong with handcuffs.








Did I just type that out loud?

Hehehehehehehehe :)

Yeah, Joe, was just watching in on the TV. Seems if you pretend you are somewhere, disappear with your mistress to another country, act like an ar5ehole to your constituents, then you are loved by all (except maybe the wife) must have taken lesson from ol'Bill!!!!!
:D

Hey that is our theme song, and the name of our NBA team!

Honestly, azza, he's not the villain media makes him out to be. They skipped over a lot of facts

My only gripe with slick willy is that monica was a very young, direct subordinate...can anyone really blame him for stepping out on Hillary?

The one part of growing up as a Air Force brat is there are no long term friends. Every year we moved or the friends moved. When I moved to Oklahoma I did not know anybody at all except my grandparents. After 35 years I have some friends but no super close friends. I can talk to many of them as friends, but none are the lifelong friends others have.

My parents had friends they knew for all their life. Heck my parents knew each other since grade school. The best man at their wedding shared a crib with my mom when they were infants. My dad knew him from the 2nd grade on as his best friend.
That is a long term friend.

I have known my best friend since we were 12. Just had lunch with her today. :)

I love having wifi on the plane. :)

I am going to burn for saying this but if half of your body is hanging over the armrest and touching me, and there is no way for you to move and prevent said body mass from touching me, maybe you should buy two seats? I have no problem with obese people but seriously! Her whole upper "back/side" is spilling over the armrest and I kid you not, is touching the whole right side of my arm even when it's not on the arm rest! I am very uncomfortable and I don't know how she isn't!

No pictures.......please no!!!!!!

Why can't people think for themselves?




I just had a supposed project manager (that's been with us for years) ask me where he can find the drawings for a particular product.......um....in the life cycle management repository (a Configuration Management tool that we have been using for years). Where the fcuk do you think we've been storing them, dick head!

He should be giving me some of his pay packet as a penalty for stupid questions.

OMG.....two women touching.....:D

See, Azzy? I rest my case.

Although that was funny, Jeff. Ha ha. But if you saw me it wouldn't be funny. Asian gal squashed against window with woman's massive back pressing up all against my right arm while I unsuccessfully try to push my body even more up against the window and plane wall. I think I am going to have an imprint of the window sill on my arm and the armrest in my side.

Aisle seat FTW! :D:D

That's just so wrong. Tell the airline you want compensation for getting less that the space you paid for.

akka dakka, love it.

Honestly Joe none of them are perfect, if they are they wouldn't have got where they are in politics.

definitely no photos

Jeff, clean thoughts clean thoughts......... This big fat beech is making poor little skinny Tweeze feel uncomfortable.


Tweeze, you should definitely complain to the stewards, fat chicks and guys are supposed to have to buy two seats

G'night all. Hopefully no nightmares about obese air travelers. :eek:

Sorry Tweeze I couldn't resist with the blokey comment.

I do know what you mean, it's one of my pet hates when traveling on aircraft. Now just add camp smoke mixed with body odor and arse radiating from said person, and not only are you squashed but you spend the whole flight dry reaching....fun times ;)

I have 'isle seat' selected in my profile with my preferred carrier.

Night Jim