i will take that in the spirit it was offered. :)

It was offered in good spirit D! Seriously your car isn't that bad, I'd enjoy it more than mine honestly. I've gotten mine to the point where I tend to baby it, and won't push it hard on the track like I really want to. Hence its turning into a garage queen of late.

I was down the pub the other night and I was telling that old joke about, what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Answer: Throw in your washing...

We were all having a good laugh, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said...

'I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.'

I said, 'Sorry mate. Did he drown?'

'No', he said. 'He choked on a sock.'

My wife just came in to me and said, "I don't know if I am coming or going."

I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going. Because when you're cuming, you look like a fcuking syndrome kid trying to whistle!"

Mmmmm beer :)

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
Morning Y'all, thanks for the pre coffee smiles Jeff

:)

Morning Rick

Evening Jeff

FIL was having a good chuckle over them jokes too. Popped another into the Jokes thread earlier.

Beth is laughing at them now

A good way to start a Friday, with a smile on your dial. ;)

Yeah a good day for it. I am driving dad to take delivery of his new truck today and the dealership is two hours away. I told him to have it delivered to the local dealership but that info went in one ear, bounced around for a little bit and dropped into the sawdust at the bottom. So I get to spend my day driving.

Call him 'Miss Daisy' ;)

Mmmm beer and chocolate rocks...desert!

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'

Oh I am so gonna do that!:D

Hehe

It is a good thing we are so far apart, I have a feeling you would get me in much trouble

Absolutely he would Rick! I think you would play part very well though

HAHAHAHAA

Years ago when I worked in a photo lab a co worker came up to me as I was looking at a print of a rather homely very old lady. Ok she was ugly. I was about to decide it was 5 units cyan and go make a next print and my coworker came up and started going on about how ugly she was. With a totally hurt look I turned to him and said "that is my Grandmother" and walked off in a huff.

He apologized and offered to by my lunch. As I was eating lunch he apologized again. I finally broke down and said GOTCHA and laughed. :D

I did not make him pay for my lunch.