I am on a two hour delay as well, but Beth is on time. I just dug out the Mercedesberg and the Porschecicle

It's 52 degrees here.........brrrrrrrr!

Joe, can you feel the look I am giving you right now? :D

Yeah, I think so......it's either that or I have gas....

If it makes you feel any better. ...visibility is crap....massive fog layer rolled in this morning

I am glad at least someone on this coast isn't using a chisel to get moving this morning.

Na - old xp box running IE8.

This issue is quickly convincing me to upgrade.

Good Morning folks.

I am soooooo ready to temps ABOVE freezing. It has been almost a week and we have a three more days yet to go. Dang global warming is cold.

Still below freezing here and for extra fun there will be freezing rain this afternoon.

Woo hoo!! Work just notified us of $500 Christmas Gift and a 2.75% end of year Bonus.

Looks like Santa brought me a set of tuned equal length headers for Christmas.

Merry Freakin Christmas

Morning Everyone!

Flew back from Miami yesterday to the snow storm from hell. Hell must of froze over and it's spilling over into the northeast. This sucks.

She killed her sister over the inheritance after the reading of the will.

She held a grudge against her sister all these years for always getting the prize in the cereal box, making her a cereal killer.

Her sister was a mega b***h and she deserved it, but the woman didn't want to kill her till after their Mom passed.

She was framed, her sister was actually killed by an old boyfriend that came to the funeral and nobody recognized him.

The woman's sister stayed in the Bates Motel while in town for the funeral.

The woman and her sister got cabin fever from the cold, ice, and snow and an argument over a game of parcheesi escalated resulting in the death of the woman's sister.

Midol drug deal gone horribly wrong.

Accidental, woman's sister ate the 4 day old sushi casserole given to them by a neighbor.

Negligence, woman didn't put non-slip flowers in bath tub.

Performed hindlick instead of heimlich while sister was choking on a banana.

Way too much CSI

Hehe.

What about

The sister choked on a banana while performing the hindlick :)

looks like everyone has way to much time on their hands.

Not with the internet handy.

oh so true.

Sounds like something from Burlesque Assassins. Now available on Netflix.

Is the the Pole Dancing Burlesque Assassins?

Yes