Oh I will you guys will get lots of boring updates. Like many several past Porsche Parades.

2015-French Lick, IL.
2014-Monterey, CA
2013-Traverse City, MI
2012-Salt Lake City, UT
2011-Savannah, GA
2010-St. Charles, IL
2009-Keystone, CO
2008-Charlotte, NC
2007-San Diego, CA

I don't remember how far this thread goes back. This will be my 14th parade.

Okay Jeff shall be known from today forward as Trigger

Safe travels Glen and I'm sure you're gunna enjoy it all.

Woohoo, it's Saturday. :cool:

I've had a few nicknames over the years, just don't call me late for dinner :D

There's a smaller unit of measurement Glen, a hair on a bees dick. :D

Knock yourself out with dicks azzy :D

Phew. Pretty much packed. Golly this vacation stuff is fun. ;)

Power tools packed? Make it a fun work-cation!

Enjoy your trip to the Parade, Glen!

When I worked in the machine shop small increments were various colors of female pubic hairs, blonde c hair being the smallest and red being larger. If someone would say something was off by a hair they would be asked which one.

There was a guy that could look at any part and tell you the exact dimension to the thousandth, Thats .001"!

From what my single male friends tell me almost all females now days are missing hair in those areas anymore. I don't know how construction workers measure fine detail now.

Buying cheap dunny roll is false economy :(

Sharyn's fossils have come to visit for a few weeks, they don't like the idea of being freeloaders and want to contribute. Fair enough.

The poo tickets must have been getting low and they've gone and got some more, but being pensioners they are pretty frugal. Again, fair enough. But, if ya gunna supplement someone's supply of 4ply bog roll, you do it with the same product! Not this hoakey bogus dicked up fine grit sandpaper that doesn't support any finger pressure unless you keep doubling it up about a dozen times.

Rant done :(

Holy fcuken moly woman! Go and have a fcuken bath.

BTW, Sharyn has sent me to the shops for victuals and some stinky river dweller just walked in front of me at the store entrance.

Can someone translate Australian for me?

Translation...

You don't save by buying cheap toilet paper.

Wife's parents came to visit. Thought they were helping by buying some cheap toilet paper. It feels like sandpaper and your finger pokes through it.

Some lady at the store was smelly.

:D






Morning sleepy heads SmileWavy

Morning Y'all
When I worked at the big truck shop I was helping a guy rebuild an engine and one of the things I was doing was the head assy. When it came to torquing the bolts I hit them with the torque wrench and then the angle torque. Well I was just using a breaker bar for the angle part and the owner cam by and flipped out, yelling those had to be exact degrees and that I had to use a torque angle meter. I told him I didn't need one and he went off, so I stepped down from the engine bay and told him to get one and start turning and I will tell him exactly how far he had turned the bolt. He grabbed the meter and started turning and when he stopped I called out the angle, after the third time he just walked away and let me finish. Some people can see things that others can't understand, like Richards .001 measurement guy.
Jeff, here in the states we call that kind of TP, John Wayne Paper, it's rough, tough, and don't take chit off nobody

There's just nothing worse that rubbing the skin off yer bunch of purple grapes.

I found some nice poo tickets that feel and operate like lambs wool and it's a shock to the system when it's not available.

You mean you don't like using a shingle?

Nope. Yer date needs to be treated kindly and with respect, otherwise it'll give you nasty surprises. The bloody thing has a mind of its own ;)

The little yard ape is having a sleepover tonight, I'm gunna go make some waffle batter ready for the morning shortly. She's put in her order for waffles, syrup, icecream, double cream and skittles.

Who's joining us for breaky so I know how much to make?