All hail the mighty power of the 3 wolf shirt

[Rusty Heap]

Hilarious reviews of this almighty great and powerful 3 wolf shirt here, read down towards the bottom to fully appreciate how this shirt can change your life. So THIS is how David Blaine can levitate and you mere mortals can get the quality women of Walmart flock to you.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

[masraum]

Thats' hilarious.

[Zeke]

Hilarious reviews all by the seller, eh? Where do you find this stuff?

[Burnin' oil]

Funny stuff. The last review was the best. I assumed it was tongue-in-cheek until I read the "sea of babes" reference which reminded me of a similar phrase from one of our own and I then realized who the reviewer was and that he was serious. Even funnier. . .

"So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and *****in all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them)."

[gtc]

This is not me in the photo, but I actually own this shirt. I bought it at a thrift store for an "Ugly Shirt/Sweater Party" and can't bring myself to throw it out.

[Amail]

Check out the reviews for:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

There's a whole world of wonder out ther!

[cashflyer]

"it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja" lol

[pwd72s]

T shirt I just ordered...OTR (Off the Rail) logo on front. On the back: "even if you beat me, I'm still the best."

[bell]

you can buy milk at amazon?!?!
what doesn't amazon sell?

[onewhippedpuppy]

Personally, I stick with the Zubaz pants.

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_gro_2

[slodave]

Don't forget the whole rabbit..
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

Or the ever popular uranium...
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sbs_a_3

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.

[onewhippedpuppy]

How about some spotted dick?

http://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Spotted-Sponge-Pudding-10-Ounce/dp/B000II27QE/ref=pd_sbs_gf_5

Relaxation capsule?

http://www.amazon.com/Relaxman-Relaxation-Capsule/dp/B0006MWV86/ref=pd_sbs_gf_2

Or a Land Cruiser?

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_gf_7

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil

Funny stuff. The last review was the best. I assumed it was tongue-in-cheek until I read the "sea of babes" reference which reminded me of a similar phrase from one of our own and I then realized who the reviewer was and that he was serious. Even funnier. . .

It's sea of beavers dude. Get it right!

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

How about some spotted dick?

http://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Spotted-Sponge-Pudding-10-Ounce/dp/B000II27QE/ref=pd_sbs_gf_5

Relaxation capsule?

http://www.amazon.com/Relaxman-Relaxation-Capsule/dp/B0006MWV86/ref=pd_sbs_gf_2

Or a Land Cruiser?

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_gf_7

Those are magical gears that make that 6hp Tecumseh push that Tank 40mph.

[mikester]

3 dog night.