Overstepping the bounds of matrimony?
 

Cut my finger. Right index. I'm a righty.

Pulling the cork from a bottle of wine. (dont ask)

Problem is, how the hell do I pick my nose now?

I'd ask my wife to help but is that overstepping the bounds of matrimony?

My wife agrees to abide by the OT braintrust's decision.

use a Q tip..

What's wrong with your other fingers? A good nose picker can use any figer - a great nose picker can use his toes.

Wipe your nutz on her pillow.

Err...that's another thread.

Nevermind. http://www.corvetteforum.com/zeroimg...es/leaving.gif

Should be one of these in your cleaning kit...

http://www.pyramydair.com/images/acc...7-Bore-Bru.jpg

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?









Because they have big fingers.

snot rockets.....anywhere, anytime.

Suck/snort them back in, save them for when finger has healed.

can you still wipe your butt?

Use that cork screw :)

Make the wife do it, just for kicks.:)

LOL! That'll git'r done!