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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Overstepping the bounds of matrimony?
Cut my finger. Right index. I'm a righty.
Pulling the cork from a bottle of wine. (dont ask) Problem is, how the hell do I pick my nose now? I'd ask my wife to help but is that overstepping the bounds of matrimony? My wife agrees to abide by the OT braintrust's decision.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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use a Q tip..
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What's wrong with your other fingers? A good nose picker can use any figer - a great nose picker can use his toes.
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Wipe your nutz on her pillow.
Err...that's another thread. Nevermind. 
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Should be one of these in your cleaning kit...
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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08-13-2009, 07:41 PM
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snot rockets.....anywhere, anytime.
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Suck/snort them back in, save them for when finger has healed.
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08-13-2009, 08:54 PM
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can you still wipe your butt?
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Get off my lawn!
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Use that cork screw
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
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Make the wife do it, just for kicks.
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1984 Porsche Targa 3.2L
1982 Porsche 911SC Coupe 3.2
Carrera
