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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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Ducati Monster Colour Therapy....dear lord...
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http://www.monster.ducati.com/monsterart/colour_therapy_en.html As if they haven't KILLED the Monster badly enough with the horrific new design. I was in Ducati Seattle yesterday trying to find one thing I liked about the bike. Nope. Its an F*ing travesty. Plastic panels over the actual gas tank so you can change your bikes color like you change your nail polish?  The monster has jumped the shark.
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09-02-2009, 07:10 AM
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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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A monster should be just that. They didn't call it the monster for no reason. It was raw, with the mechanicals exposed. Not some freaking plastic japcycle.
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09-02-2009, 07:17 AM
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B58/732
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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Agreed--I visited the local "independently owned non-Japanese sport bike shop" here 2 weeks ago and almost tossed my cookies when I got an eyeful of the new Monster.
I spent my time over by the Triumph 675s.
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09-02-2009, 07:27 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: secure undisclosed locationville
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it appears to be a marketing strategy to make all current owners step up to the more expensive models by convincing them that monsters are now chick bikes.
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09-02-2009, 07:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: cutler bay
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they should be red red or red
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09-02-2009, 08:16 AM
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Information Junky
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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 been done before... Bat-Girl 
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09-02-2009, 08:23 AM
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Friend of Warren
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Lincoln, NE
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Waaa, waaa, waaa, I like my '09 Red Monster just fine. Not to mention it has more horsepower than the old 800 and also better suspension and brakes.
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09-02-2009, 09:11 AM
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B58/732
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Phag.
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09-02-2009, 10:04 AM
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Location: salt lake city, utah
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meh... i like em. not the purple. oy, not the purple (my eyes!).
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09-02-2009, 10:17 AM
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Lighten up Francis
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09-02-2009, 11:58 AM
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So, were you full of a Petite Syrah, a Pinot Noir, or perhaps a Cab Merlot when you visited DOS?
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09-02-2009, 12:10 PM
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I'm thinking a it was probably a Godiva Chocolatini with an extra shot of estrogen.
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Quote:
So, I was heading into town for our monthly VME (Vintage Motorcycle Enthusiasts) meeting, and I figured I might as well stop in at DOS. Needed some brake pads for the Super Sport anyway. The bikes that tug at my heart strings are the Sport Classics. The sportier one, with the old style bullet fairing - not the GT model - could easily be my next bike. Why mess around with this new Gayster with the pink and purple plastic, when such beautiful, honest (and manly) bikes are sitting right next to them?
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09-02-2009, 06:51 PM
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Preach on Brother Higgins!
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09-02-2009, 08:36 PM
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winter-hater club member
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the new paul smart retro ducati is the biz.
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09-02-2009, 09:09 PM
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Alas, no more Paul Smart replicas, but this is the one I was thinking of. I could live quite happily with one of these:
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09-03-2009, 06:05 AM
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Color therapy?>>>
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09-03-2009, 06:30 AM
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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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Saw that beast sitting there. Its nice. Damn agressive bar position though, and you can't really do anything about it because the supports for the fairing would interfer with bar risers.
For the record, my best internet rants are usually fueled by Balvenie, not merlot.  Quote:
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09-03-2009, 09:09 AM
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