I got one for ya...
 

A traveling salesman knocks on the door. The door opens and there stands a five year old boy wearing a night gown, smoking a cigar and drinking a Martini. The salesman asks "Are your parents home"? The boy pulls the cigar from his mouth and replies " What the ^&*$ do you think"?

LOL, good one

I'm going to try to tell that one today without screwing it up.

I doubt a five year old could make a proper martini... :p

Ugh, most of the idiots that call themselves bartenders here can't make a proper martini.

Good one HD, might have to share that with some co-workers today.