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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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I got one for ya...
A traveling salesman knocks on the door. The door opens and there stands a five year old boy wearing a night gown, smoking a cigar and drinking a Martini. The salesman asks "Are your parents home"? The boy pulls the cigar from his mouth and replies " What the ^&*$ do you think"?
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09-03-2009, 11:02 PM
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a.k.a. G-man
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 13,614
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LOL, good one
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09-03-2009, 11:07 PM
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
Posts: 55,844
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I'm going to try to tell that one today without screwing it up.
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09-04-2009, 03:24 AM
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least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
Posts: 22,506
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I doubt a five year old could make a proper martini...
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09-04-2009, 07:05 AM
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drunk and stupid
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 8,619
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Ugh, most of the idiots that call themselves bartenders here can't make a proper martini.
Good one HD, might have to share that with some co-workers today. |
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