brushing teeth while driving?

[looneybin]

I thought i had seen just about everything that people could do while driving, using eye lash curlers, farding, eating & steering with your knee (oh yeah, that was me)
But this morning ON THE FREEWAY i saw a lady BRUSHING HER TEETH....
I don't even want to know where she spit (or maybe she swallowed)
what crazy things have you seen while driving

[dd74]

Traffic was so bad once, I saw a guy fall asleep behind the wheel.

[fingpilot]

Commuting on a motorcycle in Los Angeles, you see everything. Literally.

Changing clothes, laptop open on steering wheel, reading newpaper also on steering wheel, makeup (eyeliner and lash mascara up close to mirror, of course, mouth open, tongue out), free weights, picking zits, noses, ears, butt. Changing shoes (try that while driving), of course, all manner of eating anything.

Electronics, haha. It's against the law here in California, so thank Gawd, no one does that anymore. That used to be really scary. Am sooooooooooooo glad no one risks the $25 fine for that anymore.

I almost forgot one of my favs. The front pax seat was pushed waaaaay forward, and the driver's seat was waaaay aft.

So he could see the DVD cartoon that was playing in the seat back-mounted TV on the right side.

[Moses]

Originally Posted by looneybin

I don't even want to know where she spit (or maybe she swallowed)

A spitter's a quitter.

[porsche4life]

I knew a lady that passed a couple that was gettin it on while driving down I40. He was driving and she was in his lap facing him. Both of em nude!

[dd74]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

i knew a lady that passed a couple that was gettin it on while driving down i40. He was driving and she was in his lap facing him. Both of em nude!

lol!

[imaircooled]

Originally Posted by porsche4life
i knew a lady that passed a couple that was gettin it on while driving down i40. He was driving and she was in his lap facing him. Both of em nude!

lol!

Reminds me of a comedian that told a similar story during his stand up....afterwards he was selling bumper stickers that said: If you can't f_ ck and drive you can't f_ ckin' drive!.

No kidding.

[Rick Lee]

I saw a guy eating a bowl of cereal once. I mean, do you bring the carton of milk with you for that or prepare it before getting in the truck?

I was in an 18-wheeler, working for a mover once, when we passed by a car where the driver was working a dildo on his passenger. I didn't see it. The truck driver's wife yelled, "Check this out! You gotta see this." I was seconds late getting to the window from the cab.

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I knew a lady that passed a couple that was gettin it on while driving down I40. He was driving and she was in his lap facing him. Both of em nude!

That happened to me in 89 driving the 911 at about 135 MPH over the brand new Dames Point bridge

[MattKellett]

Once saw a guy eating a bowl of noddles with chopsticks!

[holtjv]

Behind me, in traffic, sun shining hard into the front glass: a nurse plucking chin hairs with tweezers.

[dhoward]

You saw my ex in Austin?

[holtjv]

Originally Posted by dhoward

You saw my ex in Austin?

Once you dropped her, she let herself go. Poor thing.

[MBAtarga]

I confess - I'm guilty! I keep a toothbrush in my briefcase and frequently use it to "dry brush" when my teeth feel greasy or unclean. I sometimes even use a small dab of toothpaste (from a sampler size tube that I also carry.)

[holtjv]

Originally Posted by MBAtarga

I confess - I'm guilty! I keep a toothbrush in my briefcase and frequently use it to "dry brush" when my teeth feel greasy or unclean. I sometimes even use a small dab of toothpaste (from a sampler size tube that I also carry.)

I admire you for confessing such. But I wouldn't have.

[MBAtarga]

Yeah, I know. But, I just happened to have had my six month dental cleaning today. The hygienist always comments on how healthy my gums are, and how clean my teeth are!