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t951 09-24-2009 12:02 PM

I shall now be known as the Cougar Hunter.....

Seahawk 09-24-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 4916296)
Let he who is without baggage board first...

When I enter the 50 and over Tabs Mr. Universe contest, you can carry the bags, until then, back to the buffet, Sportsfan.

M.D. Holloway 09-24-2009 12:35 PM

Makes no matter - those ladies have taken the time (and money) to make themselves look really nice by our standards. That look doesn't just come from genetics but countless hours in the gym as well as under the knife and for what? To please us!

Now that deserves some serious amount of applause on our part.

So ladies, if by chance if any one of you is lurking on this site, I for one appreciate your commitment and would relish the opportunity to show you my sincere appreciation.

m21sniper 09-24-2009 12:45 PM

It's not to please us. It's to fulfill their own narcissistic needs.

tabs 09-24-2009 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 4916362)
When I enter the 50 and over Tabs Mr. Universe contest, you can carry the bags, until then, back to the buffet, Sportsfan.

Do I or Don't I. that is the question?

Oh He11 why NOT!..

This is a typical Liberal response of always wanting someone else to carry the baggage.

M.D. Holloway 09-24-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4916393)
It's not to please us. It's to fulfill their own narcissistic needs.

which pleases us...provided they will do anything of the physical nature to feel like they are worthy of our attention...

m21sniper 09-24-2009 12:55 PM

I'm not disagreeing, i'm just sayin'.... ;)

Jeff Higgins 09-24-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4916393)
It's not to please us. It's to fulfill their own narcissistic needs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 4916393)
As a 52 year-old man, I find those pictures, the contest, disturbing at some level.

Believe me I'm no prude...I didn't get married until I was 33 so I've been down range a bit.

But there comes a certain age when dignity, style and a woman's outlook on life outweigh the silicon. They look ridiculously high-maintenance, like a 60's MGB with huge headlights.

They remind me of the stereotypical Corvette guys in their 50's, no doubt with a better butt, but still.

Sniper and Seahawk are the only two who are seeing the big picture. These women are in it for themselves, and I'm betting the majority of them have chewed up and spit out many a man over the years. They are probably using those men's money to pay for the upgrades.

12own911 09-24-2009 01:15 PM

now boys... play nice...

berettafan 09-24-2009 01:26 PM

well stated in the last few posts.

Snipe, you might get grief here and there being a FEWC guy but IMO you make some darned astute observations!

924slover 09-24-2009 01:26 PM

I'd hit it but it's like owning a classic car Sure it looks beautiful but on the inside it's all bondo and tack welds so it's nice to look at but it still drives like an old car. ( Not trying to be sexist at all!!)

m21sniper 09-24-2009 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12own911 (Post 4916460)
now boys... play nice...

Was that an invitation my lady? :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 4916485)
Snipe, you might get grief here and there being a FEWC guy but IMO you make some darned astute observations!

Thanks. :)

But i gotta ask....FEWC?

Looking_for_911 09-24-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins (Post 4916447)
Sniper and Seahawk are the only two who are seeing the big picture. These women are in it for themselves, and I'm betting the majority of them have chewed up and spit out many a man over the years. They are probably using those men's money to pay for the upgrades.



The real reason they're called "Cougars!"
Grrrwwwwllll! :D

URY914 09-24-2009 01:39 PM

They are all doing thier 22 yo pool boys while hubby is at the office.

URY914 09-24-2009 01:40 PM

When will the Mother and Daughter Pagent be held and where?

berettafan 09-24-2009 01:41 PM

Movie time: Flamingo Kid



Snipe 'Front Engine Water Cooled'

nostatic 09-24-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 4916024)

But there comes a certain age when dignity, style and a woman's outlook on life outweigh the silicon. They look ridiculously high-maintenance, like a 60's MGB with huge headlights.

What he said. No interest whatsoever.

I know some incredible 50-something MILFS. And none of them would enter that contest...

berettafan 09-24-2009 01:51 PM

hold on now, i think seahawk, while not impressed with the long term aspects of such ladies, still said something along the lines of screen door in a hurricane.

Rikao4 09-24-2009 01:55 PM

so we are left with..
backdate..
no date..
do you have a daughter ?
or wax the car..

Rika

Seahawk 09-24-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 4916531)
hold on now, i think seahawk, while not impressed with the long term aspects of such ladies, still said something along the lines of screen door in a hurricane.

Drum.

I said, should I not otherwise be ensconced, that testosterone and the little helo pilot could take over.

Once.

My problem is I actually want to hear what women have to...never mind:cool:


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