Miss 50yr Old Contest...
 

The organizers of the event confirmed every lady here is at least 50 years old!!!!

Maybe or maybe not but it doesn't matter how old or young they are - they are all SMOKE'N!

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Looks like cosmetic surgery and implants are accepted.

Sponsored by the plastic surgeons guild?

Yes they are head turners, turn once.

only thing that looks like worked on was the tits - you can't implant an ass like that!

Damn dude!

Fun until the hot flashes turn them lobster red. :p

Well, if I married one of those chicks I could conceivably see a return on Social Security.

Why would you put a tattoo down there?

Target.

As a 52 year-old man, I find those pictures, the contest, disturbing at some level.

Believe me I'm no prude...I didn't get married until I was 33 so I've been down range a bit.

But there comes a certain age when dignity, style and a woman's outlook on life outweigh the silicon. They look ridiculously high-maintenance, like a 60's MGB with huge headlights.

They remind me of the stereotypical Corvette guys in their 50's, no doubt with a better butt, but still.

i'm having trouble with this statement Seahawk....

So you know what you are getting into before you do.....

AND, you can compare notes with the last guy that just got out of it (positive ID).

Female pattern baldness?




I can't believe I just typed that :)

I agree that the newest trends in crappy female tatoos are not exciting to me.

But, some women are compelled to FEEL powerful emotions, and REGRET is a very powerful emotion.

all of them would be more than welcome even if they were eating crackers.

absolutely.

With an odometer at 50, it must be all freeway miles....

The GIRLS have the better butts!!! Or guts. Or "hair" pieces. Or tattoos, etc.

I never said that I wouldn't hit'em, as Speeder says, "like a Native American drum" (should I not be otherwise ensconced), but that would be about it.

Bet me the large majority of 50 year-old women, regardless of physical prowess, that enter these kinds of contests don't carry more baggage than a 747.

YMMV, as does theirs.

50 is the new 30...

Let he who is without baggage board first...