Yeah...


Put a helmet on that soldier and send him into battle.

Whew! I thought this was gonna be another "shaving my junk" thread.

Nope I'm not that type of guy Targa.

I've found that those that think they're smooth aren't, and those that really try to be smooth can't.

Just be yourself. Spend your time finding out who *that* person is and the right women will come into your life (pun intended).

I thank God for that! But I didn't think so to start with.

wear cool hats. if you cant be smooth....look smooth.

don't overthink things.

In my experience, you become smooth when you stop giving a $hit.

+1 Once you realize that if this one fails, there are plenty more out there willing to be your next success or failure, you won't be as nervous. As someone else said earlier, pratcice, practice, practice. Wost thing that can happen is you move onto the next. Best thing that can happen is you get laid and you can start comparing notes with Sniper :D

presenting......mystery , the pickup artist.





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Your going to need to do some experimentation to find your groove. Being in a serious relationship early on has delayed your smooth factor. The positive thing is you know what chicks are capable of, that will save your skin latter on.

Girls are were you find them, like driving practial experience is the only way to learn. Make small changes until you fall in to the groove.

You can't rush this process.

If you're ever in Philly, i'll show you.

Good suggestion. Negative examples often provide the most powerful training. :D

practice confidence in eye contact.

Cut this out and carry it in your wallet. The Patron Saint of Suave..

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Best way to be "smooth" is to be confident and happy with yourself.

Anyone ever tell you about the young bull and the old bull?

How was this. Walked up before history and was waiting for class to start. Had my iPhone out checking email and stuff and just started chatting with this girl about the upcoming quiz and stuff. Nothing major. Made eye contact a few times but mostly just minded my own. I noticed her looking over her shoulder at me multiple times in class and then again as we were walking out. :D


See what happens Monday.

this thread is about meeting chicks???

say hello to a new girl every single day. if you can talk to one for more than 15 minutes..you are getting somewhere.

Not meeting. Reeling them in vash.

I think what you need is Damone's "5 point plan"..

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So there's dese two bulls, right? A young one and an old one.

The young one looks down the hill into the pasture, where theres a group of cows grazing. And he says:

Lets hear it Jeremy.

I'm settin it up. Everybody gets a line.

Wow look at all the hot cows down there!

It is a great joke, based on reality of course.

"I'm gonna run down this hill and..."

So there's dese two bulls, right? A young one and an old one.

The young one looks down the hill into the pasture, where theres a group of cows grazing. And he says:

"Wow look at all the hot cows down there!"

"I'm gonna run down this hill and

fk one of them!"

and the old bull says , " no , let's walk down the hill and f*ck all of them!"

then cow says, "i was raped!" more cows come forward............

And this is when you know you've pissed them off... :D


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To be honest, there are a lot of things I would rater do now-a-days. wrench on or drive the P car, go sailing.....

Hitting on women has gotten old.

Well, what you need is one or two ego booster girls (a girl that doesn't have many guys that go after her) where shes all about you. When you go after a girl and she turns you down you go back to the ego booster and your back in the game.
I think its best to stay a little mysterious and mean about half the time. It usually helps to piss them off early on so that it creates an emotion towards you. Women like emotions, (which may be why they like to start fights;)). Apologize for being a dick. Should be easy at that point.

Women don't want solutions to their problems, they just want someone to listen to their problems. Be a good listener.

I get the feeling that this thread is leaning towards the picking up women and getting laid part...
P4L's lack of smoothness has effects on several parts of his life, laptimes being one of them...

Note to ourselves: After getting Sidney laid, adress laptime problem...:D:D:D

Smooth, from Seahawk-Tzu:

Be everywhere, yet nowhere, especially with your goober friends. She is on the fence, they'll push her away.

See beyond her eyes, especially at a Sports Bar when the 49's are on the tube, just over her melon.

Endeavor to never endeavor. You just have to know.

Relax. Or don't. She'll now know why you have acne.

Being drunk and stupid is no way to go through life (thanks DW)

She gets better looking when you drink, you don't.

Read a book that was written by a woman.

Don't stop and smell the roses, buy some. For her, numb nuts.


I'll share more when you are worthy:cool:

Sounds to me like you need a lime green bowling shirt with the name "Romeo" embroideried above the front pocket.
That would definately do it.

Old Spice and Aqua Velva...

There ya go G. SmileWavy

Everything you need to know about being smooth, from Smoove B:

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call yourself, "Sid"

or "S-Jay"..and get a cool hat...seriously.