So there's dese two bulls, right? A young one and an old one.

The young one looks down the hill into the pasture, where theres a group of cows grazing. And he says:

Lets hear it Jeremy.

I'm settin it up. Everybody gets a line.

Wow look at all the hot cows down there!

It is a great joke, based on reality of course.

"I'm gonna run down this hill and..."

So there's dese two bulls, right? A young one and an old one.

The young one looks down the hill into the pasture, where theres a group of cows grazing. And he says:

"Wow look at all the hot cows down there!"

"I'm gonna run down this hill and

fk one of them!"

and the old bull says , " no , let's walk down the hill and f*ck all of them!"

then cow says, "i was raped!" more cows come forward............

And this is when you know you've pissed them off... :D


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To be honest, there are a lot of things I would rater do now-a-days. wrench on or drive the P car, go sailing.....

Hitting on women has gotten old.

Well, what you need is one or two ego booster girls (a girl that doesn't have many guys that go after her) where shes all about you. When you go after a girl and she turns you down you go back to the ego booster and your back in the game.
I think its best to stay a little mysterious and mean about half the time. It usually helps to piss them off early on so that it creates an emotion towards you. Women like emotions, (which may be why they like to start fights;)). Apologize for being a dick. Should be easy at that point.

Women don't want solutions to their problems, they just want someone to listen to their problems. Be a good listener.

I get the feeling that this thread is leaning towards the picking up women and getting laid part...
P4L's lack of smoothness has effects on several parts of his life, laptimes being one of them...

Note to ourselves: After getting Sidney laid, adress laptime problem...:D:D:D

Smooth, from Seahawk-Tzu:

Be everywhere, yet nowhere, especially with your goober friends. She is on the fence, they'll push her away.

See beyond her eyes, especially at a Sports Bar when the 49's are on the tube, just over her melon.

Endeavor to never endeavor. You just have to know.

Relax. Or don't. She'll now know why you have acne.

Being drunk and stupid is no way to go through life (thanks DW)

She gets better looking when you drink, you don't.

Read a book that was written by a woman.

Don't stop and smell the roses, buy some. For her, numb nuts.


I'll share more when you are worthy:cool:

Sounds to me like you need a lime green bowling shirt with the name "Romeo" embroideried above the front pocket.
That would definately do it.

Old Spice and Aqua Velva...

There ya go G. SmileWavy

Everything you need to know about being smooth, from Smoove B:

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call yourself, "Sid"

or "S-Jay"..and get a cool hat...seriously.