When the zombies come what do you take?
 

Saw this on another thread so i thought id start it here

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
3) What car would you use to get around?
4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
6)where do you go?


ill start

My main weapon would be my 20 gauge shotgun because ammo is plentiful and easy to carry.
my backup weapon would be my machete
my car would be a subaru outback(all wheel drive and good on gas)
I would take my girlfriend until she pissed me off
I would head up towards maine because it's less populated.

I like to use my mojo hand on 'em while wearing my juju beads. Sometimes I dust my broom and sweep my steps real careful like. Then I set out some black candles on the steps so I'll have no worries about zombies -- they know what to avoid.



no car - you must be crazy to think of using a car...

[QUOTE=924slover;4942473]Saw this on another thread so i thought id start it here

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
3) What car would you use to get around?
4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
6)where do you go?

1. Primary would be one of my "assault" rifles (the evil black kind).

2. Backup would be my katana sword (no ammo required)

3. I'd probably jack a big-arse truck - a semi cab or a unimog or something along those lines. Ideally with 4x4 capability.

4. My wife - if something happened to her I'd find either Natalie Portman or keira knightley. Possibly Julia Roberts.

5. For some reason, "Shame" by Stabbing Westward comes to mind. Or virtually anything by Ministry

6. Jack a plane, fly to an island. Zombies don't do trans-oceanic jaunts very well.

are zombies code for something?

POP

Just so you know, Keira Knightly has NO boobs and cankles.

Zombies?

1) Kel Tec Sub 2000 that accepts Glock magazines.
2) Glock 17.
3) My truck.
4) My wife. Maybe others.
5) Aenema by Tool.
6) A farm. There is a plan.

Funny, cause if it were a revolution, my answers would be:

1) AR-15
2) Glock 17.
3) My truck.
4) My wife. Maybe others.
5) Aenema by Tool.
6) A farm. There is a plan.

;)

10/22 with a 357 backup.... Maybe that mossburg 500A

Braaaains......

1. Remington 870
2. Mini 14 and Sig p226

or Marlin 1984 and S&W 686 (both .357 mag)

3. BMW R1200GS
4. Gong Li
5. "Don't Take Me Alive" - Steely Dan
6. Just stay in Santa Monica. I'm used to zombies.

shotgun
sig
my tacoma with a canoe ontop
no music...why be loud? silence is key, when zombies are concerned
angel island. zombies cant swim. (hench the canoe)
i would take my wife, and...ok, just my wife.

1) Walther P22 - It's all I got...
2) Baseball bat
3) DUH - 911 - need good handling to dodge zombie corpses.
4) Umm... no significant other, so maybe rescue the bikini barista girls trapped in the coffee stand down the street?
5) Boots Randolph - Yackety Sax (Benny Hill Theme Song) until I arrived at...
6) Higgins' house

according to some zombies can walk under water because they don't need to breathe

Guys, Guys, Guys They're Zombies, everyone knows you need a flame thrower.
Backup weapon, white phosphorous grenades
You need a hybrid so they don't hear you coming a 4wd Yukon Hybrid should do,
Metallica
My wife, but I'm fixed so no repopulating,
My house is pretty tough to get to, I can see them coming. Plenty of acreage to burn their corpses during the day so you don't smell the stench (that just attracts more of them, rotting flesh you know).

1) My Car-15.
2) My 870
3) My Dodge pickum up if I still had my Bronco that would be my choice.
4) Roselyn Sanchez, Vanessa Marcil. Oh crap.., almost forgot,.. the wife. her too :D
5) Barry Manilow ( need something to help repel the zombies.)
6) The sea shore. Can only get you from three sides , and if they come from the water you can hear them splashing

I plan to use my razor sharp intellect to talk my way out of any encounter with zombies. Violence is wrong, and stooping to their level is beneath me.

Yes reasoning with the mindless is always the best plan. :rollseyes:

I don't want to set the wrong example for others. ;)

Zombieland rule #1: Cardio

Well, he does attempt it with limited success daily on PARF.

It totally depends on where I am when the zombies come.

Scernio #1 Urban Area
1. My Remington 870 with mag extension and 18 inch barrell
2. My double stack Para .45 1911 (fifteen rounds per mag)
3. My Ford Excursion with the Powerstroke, modified A-Team style.
4. My wife, nothing more needs to be said.
5. I wouldn't have a soundtrack, I'd broadcast Michael Moore movies, everyone knows zombies love his work. Would make it easier to kill them.
6. Out of the city as fast as possible.

Scenerio #2 Non Urban Area
1. My M14, I just sighted it in for elk hunting, and the .308 is great round,
2. see above
3. see above, but also with a canoe on top.
4. see above
5. "A Country Boy Can Survive", HW Jr.
6. I'd head towards Jacksonville, North Carolina. There are plenty of islands out there that are close enough to civilization for resupply. Plus, I'd be near a large Marine base, so resupply of weapons shouldn't be too hard.

I think I'll probably be one of the zombies.

And... I'd repopulate with Sheri Moon Zombie.