When the zombies come what do you take?
 

Saw this on another thread so i thought id start it here

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
3) What car would you use to get around?
4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
6)where do you go?


ill start

My main weapon would be my 20 gauge shotgun because ammo is plentiful and easy to carry.
my backup weapon would be my machete
my car would be a subaru outback(all wheel drive and good on gas)
I would take my girlfriend until she pissed me off
I would head up towards maine because it's less populated.

I like to use my mojo hand on 'em while wearing my juju beads. Sometimes I dust my broom and sweep my steps real careful like. Then I set out some black candles on the steps so I'll have no worries about zombies -- they know what to avoid.



no car - you must be crazy to think of using a car...

[QUOTE=924slover;4942473]Saw this on another thread so i thought id start it here

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
3) What car would you use to get around?
4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
6)where do you go?

1. Primary would be one of my "assault" rifles (the evil black kind).

2. Backup would be my katana sword (no ammo required)

3. I'd probably jack a big-arse truck - a semi cab or a unimog or something along those lines. Ideally with 4x4 capability.

4. My wife - if something happened to her I'd find either Natalie Portman or keira knightley. Possibly Julia Roberts.

5. For some reason, "Shame" by Stabbing Westward comes to mind. Or virtually anything by Ministry

6. Jack a plane, fly to an island. Zombies don't do trans-oceanic jaunts very well.

are zombies code for something?

POP

Just so you know, Keira Knightly has NO boobs and cankles.

Zombies?

1) Kel Tec Sub 2000 that accepts Glock magazines.
2) Glock 17.
3) My truck.
4) My wife. Maybe others.
5) Aenema by Tool.
6) A farm. There is a plan.

Funny, cause if it were a revolution, my answers would be:

1) AR-15
2) Glock 17.
3) My truck.
4) My wife. Maybe others.
5) Aenema by Tool.
6) A farm. There is a plan.

;)

10/22 with a 357 backup.... Maybe that mossburg 500A

Braaaains......

1. Remington 870
2. Mini 14 and Sig p226

or Marlin 1984 and S&W 686 (both .357 mag)

3. BMW R1200GS
4. Gong Li
5. "Don't Take Me Alive" - Steely Dan
6. Just stay in Santa Monica. I'm used to zombies.

shotgun
sig
my tacoma with a canoe ontop
no music...why be loud? silence is key, when zombies are concerned
angel island. zombies cant swim. (hench the canoe)
i would take my wife, and...ok, just my wife.

1) Walther P22 - It's all I got...
2) Baseball bat
3) DUH - 911 - need good handling to dodge zombie corpses.
4) Umm... no significant other, so maybe rescue the bikini barista girls trapped in the coffee stand down the street?
5) Boots Randolph - Yackety Sax (Benny Hill Theme Song) until I arrived at...
6) Higgins' house

according to some zombies can walk under water because they don't need to breathe

Guys, Guys, Guys They're Zombies, everyone knows you need a flame thrower.
Backup weapon, white phosphorous grenades
You need a hybrid so they don't hear you coming a 4wd Yukon Hybrid should do,
Metallica
My wife, but I'm fixed so no repopulating,
My house is pretty tough to get to, I can see them coming. Plenty of acreage to burn their corpses during the day so you don't smell the stench (that just attracts more of them, rotting flesh you know).

1) My Car-15.
2) My 870
3) My Dodge pickum up if I still had my Bronco that would be my choice.
4) Roselyn Sanchez, Vanessa Marcil. Oh crap.., almost forgot,.. the wife. her too :D
5) Barry Manilow ( need something to help repel the zombies.)
6) The sea shore. Can only get you from three sides , and if they come from the water you can hear them splashing

I plan to use my razor sharp intellect to talk my way out of any encounter with zombies. Violence is wrong, and stooping to their level is beneath me.

Yes reasoning with the mindless is always the best plan. :rollseyes:

I don't want to set the wrong example for others. ;)

Zombieland rule #1: Cardio

Well, he does attempt it with limited success daily on PARF.

It totally depends on where I am when the zombies come.

Scernio #1 Urban Area
1. My Remington 870 with mag extension and 18 inch barrell
2. My double stack Para .45 1911 (fifteen rounds per mag)
3. My Ford Excursion with the Powerstroke, modified A-Team style.
4. My wife, nothing more needs to be said.
5. I wouldn't have a soundtrack, I'd broadcast Michael Moore movies, everyone knows zombies love his work. Would make it easier to kill them.
6. Out of the city as fast as possible.

Scenerio #2 Non Urban Area
1. My M14, I just sighted it in for elk hunting, and the .308 is great round,
2. see above
3. see above, but also with a canoe on top.
4. see above
5. "A Country Boy Can Survive", HW Jr.
6. I'd head towards Jacksonville, North Carolina. There are plenty of islands out there that are close enough to civilization for resupply. Plus, I'd be near a large Marine base, so resupply of weapons shouldn't be too hard.

I think I'll probably be one of the zombies.

And... I'd repopulate with Sheri Moon Zombie.

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
A fridge magnet.....'cause the govt took our guns

2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
The fridge, 'cause when i run out of cold beer i can hide in it......'cause the govt took our guns.

3) What car would you use to get around?
I would probably steal a dirt bike. Just like in the movies

4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
Probably someone easier to get along with than my wife.....maybe Germain Greer?

5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
White Zombie by Aussie Crawl.

6)where do you go?
Probably the pub.....until closing time, Then somewhere quiet to sleep it off & reload my fridge magnet.

[QUOTE=coolngroovy;4942771]1)what's the main weapon you would take?
A fridge magnet.....'cause the govt took our guns

How's that working out for y'all? Scary thought.

I ain't goin' nowhere! Got a river to the south, swamps west & s.east, pasture and forest the remainder, with 1 road in from the north and like-minded neighbors.With all the hurricanes we've had in the last few yrs, we even get a little practice in. I've gone without power for 7 - 21 days on 3 separate occasions since 05. Good for sorting out the needs Vs wants. On the agenda this fall/winter, cistern and wind powered fish pond aerator.

If my witty repertoire fails, this is plan B:

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Top Row: Savage M1905, Kel-Tec P32, HK P7 PSP
Bottom Row: Ruger Mini-14, Bushmaster XM-15E2S, Hi Point 995 Carbine, Cold Steel Katana

I'll not be going anywhere, i'll "Let the scrapper come to me," as they say.

1) Land Rover Discovery with big wheels and bad brakes
2) Rem 870
3) See #1
4) As many as I can fit in the Disco (along with my wife and kids of course)
5) Lesiem - Fundamentum
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6) After the liquor store and gas station that's a secret...

1) My LR-308 or my POF. Tough call. Maybe both.
2) CavArms/CMMG AR-15 14.5" or my Dan Wesson CBOB. Maybe both.
2a) Gotta have a good, long sheath knife. My nice 11" Fowler fighter would do nicely.
3) My (former) WRX wagon. I'll need the extra cargo space and the 4-seater for...
4) Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek. My wife would understand.
5) El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-o-rama by White Zombie. Of course!
6) Wyoming...already set up for the long haul.

30-30 winchester
Colt .45 single action
Horse

Hey, it worked for John Wayne...:rolleyes:

Zombies fear the Higgins household.

Remember, though, it's BYOB...

1) A machete, everyone knows you must separate the brain from the body with a Zombie...DUH!
2) BFG
3) 930
4) Any fem w/38dd’s
5) Rob Zombie (Dragula)
6) Wherever Rob goes

1) My 12-ga. OK for hunting birds and land animals up to deer, for people, and for zombies.
2) I guess my Glock, but a second 12 ga seems better. Same model for parts cannibalization.
3) Tough one. A 4x4 seems ideal but I don't own one. So I guess I'd take the Westy.
4) Hmm. My wife is past safe child-bearing age. But she is my wife. So I plead the 5th.
5) Machine Gun.
6) Somewhere with fish and game, lots of wood (building material and fuel), ample water, isolated, not too cold, weather and terrain OK for growing food. Maybe somewhere in Western Canada, even Vancouver Is?

Everybody knows you need to grab a cricket bat, take the Jag, pick up your girlfriend and head to the Winchester pub.

"It's not a real gun you sod!"

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
My MAK-90
2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
Battle axe
3) What car would you use to get around?
Ford Explorer (tough, easy to find parts)
4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
The wife.
5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
Rock Out - Motorhead
6)where do you go?
Hog wild.

1)what's the main weapon you would take?
Street Sweeper semi auto 12 gauge with 50 round barrel clip. Ammo would be buck shot. You dont have time to aim when your on the run.

2) Whats the backup weapon you'd take?
Machete, just in case I run out of ammo.

3) What car would you use to get around?
Lambo to the boat ramp. 30' Donzi to the island. Then my 2 feets.

4) what women would you take to repopulate with?
Milla Jovovich, she already has zombie killing training and a six pack, mmmmmmm.

5) what is your theme song you listen to while killing zombies?
Devils Advocate by The Rolling Stones

6)where do you go?
Due to my proximity to the open water I would go to an uninhabited island. Zombies cant swim.....I think.

12 gauge sawed off
mini 14 + machete
any ATV
I'll take the zombie women and breed them out of existence
Wagner Ride of the Valkyries
I'll stay put, let the fools come to me!

Stigmata would be great.

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1) M1A (reach out, reach out and touch someone)
2) 20 guage shotgun
3) I have it, Jeep Cherokee
4) Well, my wife is out...The neighbor across the street has a daughter...add a woman who knows how to farm and a couple of spares.
5) NIN - just about everything
6) Somewhere near Ft. Stockton TX

Well, the question is posed correctly "women" not "woman".

Ideally, if you've got one of these, just fill the thing with as many as you can round up.
http://www.enemyforces.net/apc/tpz_fuchs.jpg

Some of them are going to piss you off, some will probably be lost to zombies, you'll need several to make sure the chores get done when you're killin' zombies, you'll need extras for makin' babies when some of them have babies in the oven, and you want to make sure you've got a couple of good cooks and at least one or two that can sew. It might be good to try to find a hetero softball player type, pretty face but strong. She'd be useful too.

Just brain storming here.

Carefull with the flamethrowers guys! Imagine a Zombie that's on fire trying to get your brains!

Fire won't kill them, they most likely won't even now that they're on fire

No bug-out for me. I'll hold up and die in place. I would however love a GAU 17 as the main gun back up would be the 870 and a katana.

And since I have little hope for the future and I'm married I'll just say my wife
gau 17 - Google Videos

Main weapon.

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backup weapon
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