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swang 10-19-2009 07:20 AM

Whells and a broken fence
 
I didnt understsand how important a digit means for our differences

what do i owe for the state if fore exacmple a friend hit a gardrail in the highway and broke it all up?

I would of coursse be paying for this with my credit card or other means of delayin the actualy transfers of money

does he worry about the highways cams?

-s

Looking_for_911 10-19-2009 07:26 AM

Yes, always worry about the "highway cams." They're watching!

nostatic 10-19-2009 07:57 AM

You have to pay the guardrail directly. There should be a slot on the back side of it where you can swipe your credit card. This kind of thing happens all the time. Go back and check.

dhoward 10-19-2009 09:13 AM

These guys are just messin' with you.
All you have to do is go to "The Guardrail Store" (usually next to a Kinko's), Buy the proper length of new guardrail, and place it next to the damaged section. The guardrail replacement guys that patrol the highways will do the work for you.
15-20 bucks. Tops.

syncroid 10-19-2009 09:15 AM

:)

McLovin 10-19-2009 09:16 AM

Duct Tape to the Rescue!

nostatic 10-19-2009 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4961009)
These guys are just messin' with you.
All you have to do is go to "The Guardrail Store" (usually next to a Kinko's), Buy the proper length of new guardrail, and place it next to the damaged section. The guardrail replacement guys that patrol the highways will do the work for you.
15-20 bucks. Tops.

Yeah, but they don't take credit cards. So he'll have to either pay cash or go to Guardrail Depot which is across the street from all UPS Stores. They take Visa and Master Card.

rcecale 10-19-2009 09:25 AM

No matter how you fix it, just make sure, after it IS fixed, to have your strelling whill fixed. You probably have a lot of viblations coming from it by now! :eek:

Randy

Jim Richards 10-19-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swang (Post 4960843)
I didnt understsand how important a digit means for our differences

-s

Yes, a digit means for how important understanding for our differences.

MRM 10-19-2009 10:55 AM

Is that why somany helpful peeple offer eachother extra digits wile driving everyday?

+1 on Guardrail Depot. If the guardrail is an old fashioned one that doesn't have an automated pay slot on the back, the best replacement parts prices are at The Depot. Their guardrails are slightly thinner and are usually imported, but they cost 25% less and the guardrail installers don't care about the part as long as it fits. Remember, measure twice, cut once. The GD people will cut the replacement to fit, but if you get the wrong length the guardrail installers will kick it back to the side of the road and you'll have a hard time getting returning it for store credit to get the right size since technically it's been custom cut for you.

Don't wurry, its' reely just a cumming of age expeience. Everyone dose it once or twise.

Rikao4 10-19-2009 11:12 AM

Swang me boy..
no zee u four loong time..
you being midget almst as tall as gardrail expains alot..
+ 3 on zee gardrail depot..
try to kattch end of moon zicle sale..
bargains ..

Rika

flatbutt 10-19-2009 11:49 AM

Swang, PM me your credit card number. I'm out of work and willing to do the repair for you. I'll just charge the cost to your CC.

red-beard 10-19-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 4960894)
You have to pay the guardrail directly. There should be a slot on the back side of it where you can swipe your credit card. This kind of thing happens all the time. Go back and check.

Yeah, but you gotta slap it in the slot, like this:

slap slap slap

jorian 10-19-2009 11:52 AM

Swangs and by extension their respective digits are exempt.

porsche4life 10-19-2009 12:40 PM

I want my click back...

gassy 10-19-2009 12:56 PM

Let me guess. Your frend he did take out the Enzo agenn.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1255985784.jpg

Tishabet 10-19-2009 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim richards (Post 4961154)
yes, a digit means for how important understanding for our differences.

+g

slakjaw 10-19-2009 02:58 PM

Sum good ad vise here swang!

swang 10-20-2009 03:07 PM

Granted I was understanding what that was going to be about when I was positing the questions.

But it won't make the charge go away and there is no GuARrd raildepot it there?!?

My fried is very unnerstandabley upsetting and wont entertain lotion or bananans any longer thanks to you allways.

sometimes I wonder what?

-s

Bill Douglas 10-20-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 4961395)
I want my click back...


I want my 30 seconds back.

djmcmath 10-20-2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swang (Post 4963482)
sometimes I wonder what?

You and me both, brother. Sometimes I especially wonder what about lotions and bananas.

nostatic 10-20-2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swang (Post 4963482)
Granted I was understanding what that was going to be about when I was positing the questions.

But it won't make the charge go away and there is no GuARrd raildepot it there?!?

My fried is very unnerstandabley upsetting and wont entertain lotion or bananans any longer thanks to you allways.

sometimes I wonder what?

-s

this is freaking über-ballistic poetry. I'm not worthy...

Icemaster 10-20-2009 05:32 PM

You can't pay for schit this funny. Even Guardrail Depot doesn't offer entertainment this cheap.

nostatic 10-20-2009 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icemaster (Post 4963727)
Even Guardrail Depot doesn't offer entertainment this cheap.

Yes they do. You just have to go around 2 or 3am.

Dantilla 10-20-2009 05:38 PM

All this talk of digits.

I keep looking at my fingers and wonder..........

Icemaster 10-20-2009 06:04 PM

Χορηγούνται ήμουν κατανόηση τι επρόκειτο να είναι περίπου όταν ήμουν διατεινόμενοι τις ερωτήσεις.

Αλλά δεν θα κάνει η χρέωση πάει μακριά και δεν υπάρχει GuARrd raildepot εκεί;!;

Τηγανητό μου είναι πολύ ανατρέποντας και unnerstandabley λοσιόν ή bananans συνηθίζει να ψυχαγωγήσει πλέον χάρη σε σας allways.

μερικές φορές αναρωτιέμαι τι;

swang 10-21-2009 04:45 AM

Fanilly I had some real answerings from you.

I donut unerving or reality the consquences of how the things have happened in these events but realise that the help is best over

nose?

If the next time graded entrences appeares in failure or starters doesnt' all of you just fixing and walk away. of course you do.

I come to this broad to ask and unerstand, but what lately that has been not forecoming. Changes are becuase of the economics? Weather? Full moons?

flatbutt 10-21-2009 04:55 AM

Weather? No. Full moons certainly. At least I lotion my banana under the full moon. No soap, radio.

flatbutt 10-21-2009 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 4963702)
this is freaking über-ballistic poetry. I'm not worthy...

I pharkin' dyin' here Todd!

equality72521 10-21-2009 09:06 AM

Has anyone noticed Swang's English is getting progressively worse with each thread he starts? Here is his first: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/326671-what-green-equal-green.html
Second: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-marketplace-discussion/332158-valuation-1973-911e-targa.html
By the fifth he is speaking in riddles: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/387055-midle.html

cashflyer 10-21-2009 09:59 AM

guardrail in the fall
cameras see the car crash.
replace it you must




there one was a man named swang
who came to pelican and sang
a story of a crash and then a mad dash;
a new guardrail he must hang

sammyg2 10-21-2009 10:10 AM

LOL, come gets it. [su] [khu] RAM [pul]! We' When understanding until, has the re-arainge post and goes re-family word and the letter. I sucked always in the.

Iffn you have the time to waste, here's something fun to do. take someone's post and copy and paste it into babelfish and translate it into a different language.
Then cut and paste and translate it back ot english and see how it turns out.

equality72521 10-21-2009 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashflyer (Post 4964950)
guardrail in the fall
cameras see the car crash.
replace it you must

Yoda writing Haiku???

m21sniper 10-21-2009 10:51 AM

I am not shore whet the origionale phoster waz trying to sayz?

Icemaster 10-21-2009 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 4964972)
take someone's post and copy and paste it into babelfish and translate it into a different language.
Then cut and paste and translate it back ot english and see how it turns out.


Look a few posts up. It came out Greek to me.

Edit - Yeah, that cleared things up....


They are granted was comprehension what it was to be roughly when I was alleging the questions. But will not make the debit goes far and does not exist GuARrd raildepot there! ; Fried my he is very reversing and unnerstandabley lotion or bananans it gets used [psychagogisei] henceforth thanks to you allways. sometimes I wonder what?

Icemaster 10-21-2009 11:09 AM

The Legendary Thread That Introduced Us To Swang

cantdrv55 10-21-2009 10:22 PM

Oh god. Swang's very first post is making me cry.

I still say he is some veteran Pelican's alter ego.

trekkor 10-21-2009 10:49 PM

Every day...


Love it!


KT


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