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new girlfriend new technique?

I am sorry to have to ask such a question, but I am needing some advise.

I have recently been dating a new female and we have been enjoy sexual enterprises. She likes to watch the porno movies which I am greatly enjoying as well. There is something done in a lot of those movies that the girls seem to like but I am afraid of trying it so will ask if anyone here has to do this to their wives girlfriends.

In these movies the person is slapping cratch of the woman - many times in a row. The woman seems to really enjoy this. Can this be true or is it myth brought about by the movies?

Slap slap slap. like that.

What do you think?

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Start softly, and you will know if she is into it. do it a little too hard they will let you know..... Don't ask me how I know.....but I know....Once you find out your girl enjoys it, you will ask yourself "Man, what kind of chick am I with?' you will then question whether you enjoy doing it or not....... unless you are freaky like that...... Was that a good start Jake?
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There is something done in a lot of those movies that the girls seem to like but I am afraid of trying it so will ask if anyone here has to do this to their wives girlfriends.
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When I do it to my wife's girlfriends, they seem to like it. She gets a little irritated about it though...
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As long as we are in the porno movie mode, just what the hell has happened to the quality of the movies? Such as the "slap, slap, slap," gals spitting on the johnson to lube up for the handjob, and way too close of close ups. Damn they used to be erotic, now they are just stupid. Or am I just getting old?
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This thread much helpful with photographs of girlfriends cratch, privide kindly photographs of girlfriend and cratch.
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That whole spit / gag thing I just can't figure out.
I usually don't watch more than a couple of minutes anyway....


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That whole spit / gag thing I just can't figure out.
I usually don't watch more than a couple of minutes anyway....



I normally don't have to watch more than a few minutes anyway!
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I have yet to meet as girl that didnt ask to have her ass slapped in bed. Never had one ask to have her crotch slapped. Did have a girl ask me to pee on her once. That was too out there for me.
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That whole spit / gag thing I just can't figure out.
I usually don't watch more than a couple of minutes anyway....



heh heh

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Yeah but what about her cratch? If I can find it I'll slap the pi$$ out of it & let you know
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"I have recently been dating a female" hmmmm....... anyway slap it dude!
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Quit worrying about the cratch. Gag reflex is the key. If she has the gag reflex of a boa constrictor I don't care if she ever lets me slap her cratch.
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As long as we are in the porno movie mode, just what the hell has happened to the quality of the movies? Such as the "slap, slap, slap," gals spitting on the johnson to lube up for the handjob, and way too close of close ups. Damn they used to be erotic, now they are just stupid. Or am I just getting old?

"Behind the Green Door"...best porn flick of all time. And it has a 356 in the opening scenes...
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