pole dancing!

masraum · 10-30-2009, 08:05 PM

I was flipping through the channels yesterday and saw this chick on some talk show. I worked at topless bars for 5 years. I never saw anything like this. She's amazing! Hot and sexy, but doesn't really dance like most of the strippers I saw. I assume because she isn't a stripper.

She's from Australia. The story she told was that her mom was visiting and took a pole dancing class at the local gym. She thought "my mom can't be cooler than me" and decided to take the class herself. I can't remember how long she said she's been doing it, but it's not long.

She's in Cirque du Soleil now.

When watching it I was torn. On the one side, it's a really amazing feat. On the other side, damn, she's hot. I'm pretty sure she'd injure me in some permanent way, but I think it'd be worth it.

HardDrive · 10-30-2009, 09:10 PM

For god sake, one wrong clinch of the cheeks, and she'll rip it clean off!

Gogar · 10-30-2009, 09:24 PM

I . . .. Um. . . . . . uh. . . .

dan88911 · 10-31-2009, 12:07 AM

Wow!

widgeon13 · 10-31-2009, 04:26 AM

She must use strings!

Nathans_Dad · Nathans_Dad's Garage

Good lord that Axl Rose song was horrible.

I think I heard all the dogs in the neighborhood howling during that video.

targa911S · 10-31-2009, 06:18 AM

Then there is this one..

YouTube - Fat Chick Tries To Pole Dance! (Hilarious)

targa911S · 10-31-2009, 06:20 AM

or this one...
YouTube - Another Homemade Stripper Pole Accident

onlycafe · 10-31-2009, 08:22 AM

remarkable, amazing muscles.
i think we can all agree that waving a ribbon on a stick needs to be replaced by this at the upcoming olympic games. viewership would go way, way up.

widgeon13 · 10-31-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by onlycafe

remarkable, amazing muscles.
i think we can all agree that waving a ribbon on a stick needs to be replaced by this at the upcoming olympic games. viewership would go way, way up.

Got my vote and I would even volunteer to be a judge!

m21sniper · 10-31-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

Good lord that Axl Rose song was horrible.

I think I heard all the dogs in the neighborhood howling during that video.

You're crazy, i freaking love that song. It's GnR.

BTW, Delilah's den in Philly has some dancers with moves like that, so does Ten's in NY. You only find girls with this kind of talent in 5 star "gentleman's" clubs.

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Now theres a chick that will put the hurt on you in the sack...

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Geronimo '74 · 10-31-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by HardDrive

For god sake, one wrong clinch of the cheeks, and she'll rip it clean off!

If she clinches and does not let me go, I'll pull her inside-out..

masraum · 10-31-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Geronimo '74

If she clinches and does not let me go, I'll pull her inside-out..

Why would you want out. I thought we all spend our lives trying to get back in.

artplumber · 10-31-2009, 12:59 PM

There are pole dance competitions? When did that start?

Nathans_Dad · Nathans_Dad's Garage

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Originally Posted by m21sniper

You're crazy, i freaking love that song. It's GnR.

It sounded very much like feral cats mating at midnight while being roasted on a spit. Bottom line is that Axl Rose's voice was a flash in the pan that sounded great for Appetite but went way downhill after that. Now he just sounds horrible.