What if something happened to one us?
 

I just got to wondering.... What if something happened to one of us.... How would the rest of the forum find out? I would hope one of my friends would get the word out somehow but IDK...

Many here whould cheer if something happened to me, a few have even wished it here.....

My iPhone will send out a Tweet.

we will miss those girls pics.

Byron, can I call dibs on that caged 951 tub of yours?

:) :)

dibs on Byron's RSR Boutique

Well since I won't be missed I really don't care.

My wife has strict instructions to post ASAP on the forum of my demise.


Seriously, I just reminded her last week.

I figure it will save somebody the few minutes of typing a thread to ask where I am.

I call dibs on one of Byron's titanium con rods!!

But Byron's not leaving any time soon. Falling apart maybe, but just the little bits.

A few times before, something has happened to folks on the board. THe board finds out. I'm sure under some circumstances, the board doesn't find out.

A lot of the board members have other board members that are local to them that they hang out with. THat's often the way we find out.

My son gets the P car and wife the insurance, you'll never hear about it, they'll be having too much fun.

I think someone will notice that it's a better place someday, and then you'll know.

My friend and I invented a heart/pulse monitor that attaches to a USB port...(actually, we just adapted one of those Seiko runner's watches). The purpose of the device was to re-boot the computer you were attached to in case of heart-failure while surfing porn. That way, you/family wouldn't be embarrassed, post-mortem, of having died while whacking it to Internet porn.

It didn't sell very well, so I guess we can re-purpose it to submit a final post instead if you pass while on the forum...

I want Byrons black book!

So the pants around your ankles while staring lifelessly at your computer will be much much better...not to mention the "kung fu grip"...

I'm pretty sure if I kicked the bucket no one here would know.

Still working out the details...

I have many real-life friends that are prolific pelican posters, they'd know.

I still have a few years for a natural death... I figure if anything happened to me someone would let the PCA guys in the city know. They would get the word out.

You shouldn't worry about it, Sidney. You'll be dead.


Just make sure you have a good friend who will go to your house/apt and throw away your porno before your parents get there.

Don't worry Jeremy, My room mate and I have an agreement that if something happens to either of us the other is search the bedroom and dispose of anything that parents would not approve of. :D

don't forget the hard drive, in fact, just make sure your wingman takes all computers off the premises entirely.

the deafening wave of female grief stricken wails will alert you all of my demise.

I'm not going to post in this thread because it would be bad juju

oh wait...

If they find you that way, would you rather they find you lookin at porn or Pelican??:eek::D

Your account will delete itself.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1257444114.jpg

Well...based on some of the threads here (Butts, Rear-ends, Best Porn Star) I'd say one in the same. Saves me a lot of time searching for it.

Have you tried the internet?:)

Of course. Have all the good sites book-marked. I'm saying, with all the porn here, I don't have to spend time clicking all over the place. One stop shopping...Porsches, Porn and pricks. :D

I really hope this wasn't a serious yahoo answers question....can someone be that stupid?

You obviously haven't spent a lot of time on Yahoo Answers.

It happens all the time, probably more than any of us realize.

Here was a more visible example. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/157972-where-roland-kuntz.html

Hmmm.....how sad....

Go to the automotive question/answer section. (You after reading 10 questions there = :eek: )

if something happened to me, I hope I'd be stripped for parts

People still have Myspace accounts ???

I do but I never check it.... All the cool people went to Facebook....

So seriously.......has anyone ever heard from roland?

I'm skipping death...


KT

she will post thanking you all for the laughs...
you will offer support..
someone will ask for pics..
inquire about the P...
I will play with my dogs & wait for her..

Rika

I thought Haiku was only 3 lines? :confused: