vasectomy
 

just got it done yesterday. and no discount for only having one testicle. not as bad as i imagined, just getting past the mental part of it was the toughest part. i'll be shooting blanks soon. ;)

um, way too much information, and why are you sharing this? and no, we don't need photos........

Fact, I read recently that Salt Lake City has the highest Porn Pay Per View in Hotels for anywhere in the whole USA. Can't watch it in the Mormons homes, so gotta rent a Motel 6?

They'll leave the light on for you.

yeah, probably TMI.... but come on, its funny, a little.

not sure what pay per view porn has to do with any of it, though. nor am i mormon.

Ok, I'll take the bait... You serious about being a One ball paul? If so we gotta hear the story.

cue the crazy story of jumping a fence....

but, no. cancer when i was 18. nothing dramatic.

Ahh... Sorry to hear that...


And now I feel like a douche for asking...

don't feel like a douche. i put it out there. i think i've even mentioned it in off topic in the past. its no big thing, over 20 years have passed.

Okay, so give us the whole blow by blow description of your Snippage since you want to share

Well Stacked cute blonde Swedish nurse named Yolanda preps you with 3 buttons un-done on her top.

shaves you smooth, says this is the last squirt and services you......72 year old german Doc with a patch over one eye comes in with a rusty Swiss Army Knife and says "where's the beef........"


you can fill in the rest. grins

Way to turn the thread around Rusty. SmileWavy

that's the spirit!

i had to shave myself, before i went to the hospital.... bummer.

my junk did look pathetically small, while draped. :)

the procedure took all of about fifteen minutes.

I wouldn't admit that size thing...

it LOOKED small.... ;)

hell.... shrinkage and all, seriously. try this: put a knife down there and see how small your junk gets.

Yeah but did you get to meet Yolanda at the beach later for comforting...........Or is she going to let you rest up and the date is next weekend when you get to give a sample for swimmers?

:D

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1259824547.jpg

oy!!! and yeah, i do have to give a sample in six weeks.

I'll give her a sample anytime... Gladly. :D

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/dazzler1.gif Nynor, he-only-had-one-ball http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/dazzler1.gif
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/dazzler1.gif Nynor, he-only-had-one-ball http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/dazzler1.gif

well, some one had to do it...:D

Good luck with the mods!

Nearly post of the year...

and i get the job done.... the rest of you require two. :D

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