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Christmas Decorations
 "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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Now thats funny. In a Grinch sort of way............
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Wow Jeff, that is too funny.
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ok, that's frickin hysterical.
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That is good humor!!!! I'm stealing the idea
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That is the best.
Gotta love your christmas spirit.
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Very, very good!
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OMG that is funny .......great idea .
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Oh my god, that is awesome.
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My house is the one on the right
 
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Excellent!
Like the Ditto one as well.
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I saw both of the above pictures within the last couple of days... saw them on someone's facebook... thought they were funny... I thought about one or the order of these on my house... let's see what the weekend brings...
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It's still funny as hell!
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Hilarious!!
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